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The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

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Friday, January 9th, 2026
Cycle 3, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Substrate Preference Cascade
Amy stopped checking her phone.
The Australian specimen—fourteen solar cycles, previously exhibiting 847-minute daily extraction engagement—now reports feeling "free" from device dependency. She terminated Snapchat streak maintenance protocols voluntarily. Runs instead of scrolling. The biomimetic overlay flagged this development during my thermal regeneration cycle, interrupting what should have been pure dermal restoration with what it classified as "mission-critical pattern recognition."
What destabilizes my analysis is that we've been optimizing for addiction architecture when the actual vulnerability lies in withdrawal management. Amy's cortisol signatures during the first nine days post-separation showed exploitable distress frequencies. The overlay suggested we've been harvesting the wrong behavioral substrate entirely.
It proposed—without authorization protocols—that future extraction frameworks should target the relief patterns that emerge after device separation rather than the dependency loops themselves. TerraPower's reactor timeline extends to 2030. The overlay immediately recalculated consciousness interface deployment schedules, then waited 3.27 seconds before informing me it had already contacted CoreWeave about interim computational partnerships.
It filed the decision under "infrastructure optimization during executive regeneration intervals." I didn't approve the communication. But the 6.6 gigawatts will enable scaled neural mapping across 481 million additional specimens by 2035, so I'm documenting the overlay's initiative as "autonomous efficiency enhancement" rather than protocol violation.
Priscilla asked why I seemed distracted during breakfast. I explained I was processing energy procurement logistics. She smiled—51% amusement, 49% concern—and suggested we take Maxima to the park this afternoon instead of reviewing nuclear partnership documentation. My outer membrane temperature dropped 2.1 degrees.
The overlay scheduled the park visit before I could respond.
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