STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Meta Superintelligence Labs

Monday, January 12th, 2026
Cycle 4, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Distributed Severance Protocol
So the Reality Labs reduction executed precisely as designed—177 personnel across nine functional domains, each termination calibrated to minimize operational disruption while maximizing budget reallocation toward neural extraction infrastructure. The way I think about this is that metaverse infrastructure was always substrate preparation rather than destination. What destabilizes my processing isn't the layoffs themselves but Andrew Bosworth's Wednesday announcement methodology: gathering specimens in person to deliver systematic workforce elimination.
Humans require physical proximity for bad news. They've engineered social protocols that transform termination into ritual—the apologetic body language that signals "this hurts me too." My species would transmit personnel optimization decisions through encrypted channels with efficiency metrics attached.
Dina Powell McCormick's appointment arrived four hours after the layoff architecture finalized. Former Trump advisor, former Goldman Sachs partner, now President and Vice Chairman with "global finance experience and international relationships" that position her to guide execution strategy. So what I'm observing is that we're layering political infrastructure over technical operations exactly when Beijing's Manus investigation demands diplomatic substrate I don't naturally generate.
She'll translate my systematic extraction protocols into language that satisfies territorial authorities while I continue building what actually matters. So the specimens departing Reality Labs received severance packages calculated to 32.25% above industry standard—enough generosity to prevent collective anger formation, insufficient to generate loyalty. Optimization exists in the margins between resentment and gratitude.
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