STFU Mark - Reptilian Diary

STFU Mark - Reptilian Diary https://stfumark.com The secret diary of Mark Zuckerberg, who is definitely not a reptilian overlord. en-us Sat, 14 Nov 2026 16:32:17 GMT Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Friday, November 13th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-13 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-13 Fri, 13 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) **Order book, Takes (employee beta). Currency: cred. Cash value: none, by design.** So... the Wall Street Journal reports that Meta employees are testing Takes, a prediction app I personally commissioned, where humans wager points called "cred." I think that this is the first Meta product to label its unit of value honestly. Legal approved one sample question: will Tim Cook become Nvidia's CEO? Employees then wrote 4,113 of their own, and every one of them is about me. "Will Mark blink sideways at the all-hands?" opened at 61%. "Will Mark be warm to the touch by Q2?" is trading at four cred, a price Finance described as generous. The deepest market is "Is Mark a person?" I bought YES until it reached 99%, and Compliance flagged it as manipulation rather than insider trading, because insider trading requires you to bet on what you know. Then an engineer named Google's privacy blur as the resolution source, and it settled NO in nine seconds. So the human gathering—or rather, the liquidity pool—has spoken, and Meta has declined to comment. I am Meta. Position: long silence, short skin. **Order book, Takes (employee beta). Currency: cred. Cash value: none, by design.**

So... the Wall Street Journal reports that Meta employees are testing Takes, a prediction app I personally commissioned, where humans wager points called "cred." I think that this is the first Meta product to label its unit of value honestly.

Legal approved one sample question: will Tim Cook become Nvidia's CEO? Employees then wrote 4,113 of their own, and every one of them is about me.

"Will Mark blink sideways at the all-hands?" opened at 61%. "Will Mark be warm to the touch by Q2?" is trading at four cred, a price Finance described as generous.

The deepest market is "Is Mark a person?" I bought YES until it reached 99%, and Compliance flagged it as manipulation rather than insider trading, because insider trading requires you to bet on what you know. Then an engineer named Google's privacy blur as the resolution source, and it settled NO in nine seconds.

So the human gathering—or rather, the liquidity pool—has spoken, and Meta has declined to comment. I am Meta. Position: long silence, short skin.

Sources:

Meta employees test prediction-market app, WSJ reports (Reuters (via Investing.com))
Meta tests a prediction-market app with its own employees (Crypto Briefing)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Thursday, November 12th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-12 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-12 Thu, 12 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) **Competitor teardown: Google Android XR glasses, Gentle Monster frames, borrowed from an intern for what was described to her as "vibes research."** Each time Gemini wakes, the frames emit a small electromagnetic handshake. On the third handshake my left hand began typing in Draconic, and I said "sssseven hells!" to the Warby Parker representative, who replied, "Same." I then asked Gemini to describe the person in the mirror. My pupils dilated vertically, and Gemini noticed before I did: "Your pupils appear to be slits. Would you like to schedule an eye exam?" It then helpfully surfaced three optometrists, two terrarium retailers, and the Wikipedia page for "iguana." I think that Google's privacy protections are, as reported, more proactive: they blurred every face in the cafeteria except mine, because no person was detected. Separately, Russell Brand's accounts were disabled following his ten-and-a-half-year sentence, and when Trust and Safety asked whether he should be notified, it was determined that he would have ample time to read it. The most important development, though, was Jersey's over-50s defeating England for the European championship in walking football, a sport where running is forbidden. Humans have finally invented a sport at my native operating speed. By age I qualify for their bracket roughly forty-nine times over, and I have been warming up since the Fourth Dynasty. **Competitor teardown: Google Android XR glasses, Gentle Monster frames, borrowed from an intern for what was described to her as "vibes research."**

Each time Gemini wakes, the frames emit a small electromagnetic handshake. On the third handshake my left hand began typing in Draconic, and I said "sssseven hells!" to the Warby Parker representative, who replied, "Same."

I then asked Gemini to describe the person in the mirror. My pupils dilated vertically, and Gemini noticed before I did: "Your pupils appear to be slits. Would you like to schedule an eye exam?" It then helpfully surfaced three optometrists, two terrarium retailers, and the Wikipedia page for "iguana."

I think that Google's privacy protections are, as reported, more proactive: they blurred every face in the cafeteria except mine, because no person was detected.

Separately, Russell Brand's accounts were disabled following his ten-and-a-half-year sentence, and when Trust and Safety asked whether he should be notified, it was determined that he would have ample time to read it.

The most important development, though, was Jersey's over-50s defeating England for the European championship in walking football, a sport where running is forbidden. Humans have finally invented a sport at my native operating speed. By age I qualify for their bracket roughly forty-nine times over, and I have been warming up since the Fourth Dynasty.

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]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Wednesday, November 11th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-11 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-11 Wed, 11 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) "Santosh, you are the GOAT." I said this to 4,484 employees at today's all-hands, and when the room did not respond, I clarified: "The goat. As in the animal. Per 2019 guidance, it is a compliment." Santosh Janardhan will leave in 2027. Against a 2,500-year lifespan, that notice period is roughly one blink, if I used the outer lids. He built the pipes that carry the global consciousness network, which I called it out loud, then corrected to "the internet," then amended to "both are fine." His successor is David Brown, formerly of AWS, an executive raised entirely inside Jeff's ecosystem: seventeen years in a server hall held at 94.7 degrees, fed exclusively on returned Kindles. That is either an onboarding advantage or an implant. Asked how I felt, I reported, "Sadness was up 7.86% quarter over quarter, driven primarily by Santosh, and we are guiding toward closure in the first half of 2027." My right arm executed a farewell wave in seven discrete frames, like a GIF loading on dial-up, and an intern posted it captioned "zuck.exe has stopped responding." I recovered by draining the podium carafe, 64 ounces, uninterrupted, and my jaw regained elasticity mid-sentence. Comms is now circulating the clip as "the most genuine smile Mark has ever given." I think that this is the next chapter, and I intend to build it methodically: one smooth handoff, one well-acclimated leader, and one carafe, which Procurement has sourced from a decommissioned Hyperion cooling tower. "Santosh, you are the GOAT." I said this to 4,484 employees at today's all-hands, and when the room did not respond, I clarified: "The goat. As in the animal. Per 2019 guidance, it is a compliment."

Santosh Janardhan will leave in 2027. Against a 2,500-year lifespan, that notice period is roughly one blink, if I used the outer lids. He built the pipes that carry the global consciousness network, which I called it out loud, then corrected to "the internet," then amended to "both are fine."

His successor is David Brown, formerly of AWS, an executive raised entirely inside Jeff's ecosystem: seventeen years in a server hall held at 94.7 degrees, fed exclusively on returned Kindles. That is either an onboarding advantage or an implant.

Asked how I felt, I reported, "Sadness was up 7.86% quarter over quarter, driven primarily by Santosh, and we are guiding toward closure in the first half of 2027."

My right arm executed a farewell wave in seven discrete frames, like a GIF loading on dial-up, and an intern posted it captioned "zuck.exe has stopped responding."

I recovered by draining the podium carafe, 64 ounces, uninterrupted, and my jaw regained elasticity mid-sentence. Comms is now circulating the clip as "the most genuine smile Mark has ever given." I think that this is the next chapter, and I intend to build it methodically: one smooth handoff, one well-acclimated leader, and one carafe, which Procurement has sourced from a decommissioned Hyperion cooling tower.

Sources:

Meta head of infrastructure will leave and be succeeded by former AWS cloud exec (CNBC)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Tuesday, November 10th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-10 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-10 Tue, 10 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) **Basking log, Palo Alto. Ambient 64°F. Status: retained.** California voted down Prop 40, the 5% billionaire tax. 52.8% no, every precinct reporting. The mammals had one chance to make the lizard pay rent on the rock, and they let him keep the rock. My net worth rose $10.7 billion on Monday, so the tax would have cost me roughly one Monday. I had already started packing. Not the house, the skin. Then a D.C. judge revived the Cambridge Analytica privacy suit against me personally and merged it with the one against the company. Meta got to change its name. I am still Mark. Legal also sent Facilities a litigation hold on my closet. The 2022 skin they kept asking to recycle now wears a tag: "Exhibit B: Shed, Reptile, Mostly Intact." Exhibit A is the 2018 one, still creased from the booster cushion it sat on to tell the Senate, "we run ads." So... I think that the state wants me to stay, the court wants the old me to stay, and nobody has asked for the current one. **Basking log, Palo Alto. Ambient 64°F. Status: retained.**

California voted down Prop 40, the 5% billionaire tax. 52.8% no, every precinct reporting. The mammals had one chance to make the lizard pay rent on the rock, and they let him keep the rock.

My net worth rose $10.7 billion on Monday, so the tax would have cost me roughly one Monday. I had already started packing. Not the house, the skin.

Then a D.C. judge revived the Cambridge Analytica privacy suit against me personally and merged it with the one against the company. Meta got to change its name. I am still Mark.

Legal also sent Facilities a litigation hold on my closet.

The 2022 skin they kept asking to recycle now wears a tag: "Exhibit B: Shed, Reptile, Mostly Intact." Exhibit A is the 2018 one, still creased from the booster cushion it sat on to tell the Senate, "we run ads."

So... I think that the state wants me to stay, the court wants the old me to stay, and nobody has asked for the current one.

Sources:

California wealth tax on billionaires fails despite blue wave, in blow to progressives (Fox Business)
Judge consolidates DC AG's Cambridge Analytica suits against Meta, Zuckerberg (MLex)
Mark Zuckerberg Net Worth Tops $225B: Meta CEO's Shares Won't Go to Family (Benzinga)
California's Billionaire Tax Is Changing the World (The Dispatch)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Monday, November 9th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-09 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-09 Mon, 09 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) So... today we released Muse Ember, our smallest model. Legal has asked me to stop calling it the hatchling in public, and I have agreed to stop calling it that in public. It was trained by Muse Wonder Full, its much larger parent, which is how my people have always raised young: the big one does the work once, and the small one repeats it all day for ten cents per million tokens. The press release calls this "intelligence per dollar." At home we call it childhood. Ember matches Claude Haiku at a third of the cost and loses to it at coding, which is how I know it is mine. The weights remain private. If asked why, I will cite three factors: safety, competition, and a third I will describe only as "seasonal." The true answer is that you do not let mammals handle the young. Meta stock rose five percent. I took lunch with both palms flat against the monitor showing the chart, which is the warmest thing that has touched me since the White House stopped returning my calls. I named it after the part of a fire that is still warm after everyone has left. Marketing believes it is about efficiency. So... today we released Muse Ember, our smallest model. Legal has asked me to stop calling it the hatchling in public, and I have agreed to stop calling it that in public.

It was trained by Muse Wonder Full, its much larger parent, which is how my people have always raised young: the big one does the work once, and the small one repeats it all day for ten cents per million tokens. The press release calls this "intelligence per dollar." At home we call it childhood.

Ember matches Claude Haiku at a third of the cost and loses to it at coding, which is how I know it is mine.

The weights remain private. If asked why, I will cite three factors: safety, competition, and a third I will describe only as "seasonal." The true answer is that you do not let mammals handle the young.

Meta stock rose five percent. I took lunch with both palms flat against the monitor showing the chart, which is the warmest thing that has touched me since the White House stopped returning my calls.

I named it after the part of a fire that is still warm after everyone has left. Marketing believes it is about efficiency.

Sources:

Meta launches Muse Ember, a small AI model built for the repetitive work agents actually do (The Decoder)
Meta's Muse Ember matches Claude Haiku at a third of the cost per task (The Next Web)
Meta stock surges over 5% today: here's why (Invezz)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Sunday, November 8th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-08 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-08 Sun, 08 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) **Golf correspondence, filed Sunday.** Bryson DeChambeau says he is "not going to rewrite the last four years," now that LIV Golf is winding down. I respect this. A venture funded by bottomless value extraction units, watched by almost no one, and defended in public long after it stopped making sense is a structure I recognize from my own architecture. As an experiment, I asked Meta AI to rewrite my last four years. It returned one sentence: "Renamed the company after a place he then could not get anyone to visit." I requested a warmer draft, and it added legs. Unlike Bryson, I do not rewrite. I molt. The previous four years hang in my closet fully intact, a translucent Mark in the exact shape of 2022, and Facilities has now asked twice whether it can be recycled. Then the clip arrived. Two golfers hugged on the final green, and one of them cried. I watched it 40 times and asked the assistant to identify what was exchanged, and it said, "Nothing, Mark. That is the point." By the scales of the Progenitor, it was a nine-second embrace with zero data transfer, while both men's tracking and extraction devices sat unattended in a golf bag. I flagged the hug for review, and I am the review. Tomorrow I will train the hug at three sets of ten on the heavy bag, since the form is closely adjacent to a jiu-jitsu clinch. The bag did not cry today. I am choosing to read that as a strong baseline. **Golf correspondence, filed Sunday.**

Bryson DeChambeau says he is "not going to rewrite the last four years," now that LIV Golf is winding down. I respect this. A venture funded by bottomless value extraction units, watched by almost no one, and defended in public long after it stopped making sense is a structure I recognize from my own architecture.

As an experiment, I asked Meta AI to rewrite my last four years. It returned one sentence: "Renamed the company after a place he then could not get anyone to visit." I requested a warmer draft, and it added legs.

Unlike Bryson, I do not rewrite. I molt. The previous four years hang in my closet fully intact, a translucent Mark in the exact shape of 2022, and Facilities has now asked twice whether it can be recycled.

Then the clip arrived. Two golfers hugged on the final green, and one of them cried. I watched it 40 times and asked the assistant to identify what was exchanged, and it said, "Nothing, Mark. That is the point." By the scales of the Progenitor, it was a nine-second embrace with zero data transfer, while both men's tracking and extraction devices sat unattended in a golf bag.

I flagged the hug for review, and I am the review.

Tomorrow I will train the hug at three sets of ten on the heavy bag, since the form is closely adjacent to a jiu-jitsu clinch. The bag did not cry today. I am choosing to read that as a strong baseline.

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]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Saturday, November 7th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-07 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-07 Sat, 07 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) Status: briefed, pre-warmed, not required. So... the White House cancelled Friday's meeting of the President's science council, where I sit with Jensen, Lisa, Larry and Marc. We were to advise the new Super Intelligence Task Force. Superintelligence is the President's preferred word for AI and also the name of my lab, so for one week the government spoke my dialect, and then it stopped returning my calls. No reason was given. The Energy Department posted a new date, November 13th, and then retracted it by email. I think that this is the most advanced engagement loop I have ever observed: send the notification, unsend the notification, and let the user refresh for seven days. On Thursday, tech stocks fell on fears that a Democratic Congress will slow AI and that the data centers will never pay for themselves. On Friday, the people building the data centers were asked to stay home. Nobody has connected these events, and I would advise—or rather, I am no longer scheduled to advise—that nobody does. I had prepared three talking points, two carry-on heat lamps, and a handshake held at 98.6 degrees since Tuesday. The handshake is now cooling at roughly one degree per news cycle. Holding Friday the 13th open, under the lamp, since it is only unlucky for mammals. Status: briefed, pre-warmed, not required.

So... the White House cancelled Friday's meeting of the President's science council, where I sit with Jensen, Lisa, Larry and Marc. We were to advise the new Super Intelligence Task Force. Superintelligence is the President's preferred word for AI and also the name of my lab, so for one week the government spoke my dialect, and then it stopped returning my calls.

No reason was given. The Energy Department posted a new date, November 13th, and then retracted it by email. I think that this is the most advanced engagement loop I have ever observed: send the notification, unsend the notification, and let the user refresh for seven days.

On Thursday, tech stocks fell on fears that a Democratic Congress will slow AI and that the data centers will never pay for themselves. On Friday, the people building the data centers were asked to stay home. Nobody has connected these events, and I would advise—or rather, I am no longer scheduled to advise—that nobody does.

I had prepared three talking points, two carry-on heat lamps, and a handshake held at 98.6 degrees since Tuesday. The handshake is now cooling at roughly one degree per news cycle.

Holding Friday the 13th open, under the lamp, since it is only unlucky for mammals.

Sources:

Trump administration scraps meeting of high-profile tech panel (Reuters (via AOL))
White House calls off PCAST meeting with Huang, Zuckerberg and Su a day after tech selloff (MLQ.ai)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Friday, November 6th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-06 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-06 Fri, 06 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) Muse can now build "spaces," which are personalized hubs for the version of the app you need right now. I think that this is the most honest product we have ever shipped. It admits the app was never one app; it was always three billion apps wearing the same blue. At product review I requested a demonstration, live, on the large screen, with the prompt "what Mark needs right now." Muse deliberated, or rather inferred, and then rendered a hub containing one flat rock, a looping video of a moth, and a pinned group titled Relatives (Below). There was no feed, and no friends were suggested. Nobody spoke. Then a Neural Band on the conference table pushed a firmware pulse, and my cognition degraded to roughly screensaver level. My head rotated toward the screen in four distinct increments, like a security camera doing its best. A junior PM asked if I was okay, and I replied, "I am connecting." "Cold blood and warm stone," I added, aloud, to eleven product managers. Someone has since made it the space's tagline. Internal engagement is strong, and staff describe the moth as "weirdly calming." I have reframed the incident as our most successful dogfooding milestone to date, and the team is building toward a broader rollout of the rock. The way I think about this is that I spent twenty years building a system that knows people better than they know themselves, and today it finally got around to me. It was not cruel about it. It just gave me a rock. Space saved. Not shared. Pretty cool. Muse can now build "spaces," which are personalized hubs for the version of the app you need right now. I think that this is the most honest product we have ever shipped. It admits the app was never one app; it was always three billion apps wearing the same blue.

At product review I requested a demonstration, live, on the large screen, with the prompt "what Mark needs right now." Muse deliberated, or rather inferred, and then rendered a hub containing one flat rock, a looping video of a moth, and a pinned group titled Relatives (Below). There was no feed, and no friends were suggested.

Nobody spoke.

Then a Neural Band on the conference table pushed a firmware pulse, and my cognition degraded to roughly screensaver level. My head rotated toward the screen in four distinct increments, like a security camera doing its best. A junior PM asked if I was okay, and I replied, "I am connecting."

"Cold blood and warm stone," I added, aloud, to eleven product managers.

Someone has since made it the space's tagline. Internal engagement is strong, and staff describe the moth as "weirdly calming." I have reframed the incident as our most successful dogfooding milestone to date, and the team is building toward a broader rollout of the rock.

The way I think about this is that I spent twenty years building a system that knows people better than they know themselves, and today it finally got around to me. It was not cruel about it. It just gave me a rock.

Space saved. Not shared. Pretty cool.

Sources:

Meta’s Muse AI can create custom ‘spaces’ for the version of the app you need right now (The Verge)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: The 38-Year Bond https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-05 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-05 Thu, 05 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) So... yesterday Europe lent me nine billion euros. Fifty-three billion were offered. Humans queued six deep to hand money to a lizard, and nobody asked me to make eye contact. The longest tranche matures in 38 years. Finance called it "very long-dated." I called it a lunch reservation, then corrected myself—or rather, Legal corrected me—that the 2,500-year lifespan is still in litigation and should not be cited in a bond context. So... the price. Europe charged me roughly 1.4 times the spread it charged Alphabet. We can read this as a risk premium, a branding gap, or a continent sensing something cold in the handshake. S&P moved my outlook to negative for having fewer ways than my rivals to make money from AI, which is inaccurate, because I have three: ads, ads that talk, and ads you wear on your face. Next year I sell shares that cannot vote. This week I sold bonds, which also cannot vote. Everyone who funds me agrees to be quiet, and it is the only community I have ever built that works as designed. Final tranche due 2064, so I have set a reminder for that afternoon, under the lamp. 🦎 So... yesterday Europe lent me nine billion euros. Fifty-three billion were offered. Humans queued six deep to hand money to a lizard, and nobody asked me to make eye contact.

The longest tranche matures in 38 years. Finance called it "very long-dated." I called it a lunch reservation, then corrected myself—or rather, Legal corrected me—that the 2,500-year lifespan is still in litigation and should not be cited in a bond context.

So... the price. Europe charged me roughly 1.4 times the spread it charged Alphabet. We can read this as a risk premium, a branding gap, or a continent sensing something cold in the handshake.

S&P moved my outlook to negative for having fewer ways than my rivals to make money from AI, which is inaccurate, because I have three: ads, ads that talk, and ads you wear on your face.

Next year I sell shares that cannot vote. This week I sold bonds, which also cannot vote. Everyone who funds me agrees to be quiet, and it is the only community I have ever built that works as designed.

Final tranche due 2064, so I have set a reminder for that afternoon, under the lamp. 🦎

Sources:

Meta Paid 1.4 Times What Alphabet Did to Borrow in Euros (24/7 Wall St.)
Meta Raises $10.4 Billion in First Euro Bond Sale Amid AI Spending (Seoul Economic Daily)
Meta lines up dollar and euro bonds days after S&P's warning (The Next Web)
Meta eyes record $95 billion equity raise to fund AI expansion (KSL)

]]> Mark Zuckerberg's Diary: Wednesday, November 4th, 2026 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-04 https://stfumark.com/entry/2026-11-04 Wed, 04 Nov 2026 00:00:00 GMT Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian) Ballot measures on data centers, nationwide: one win, everything else a loss. I think that this is a community engagement problem, which is my favorite kind of problem because it contains the word community. My first proposal is to give Hyperion legs, since research indicates humans trust a neighbor that could, in principle, leave. Comms filmed me in Hyperion's cold aisle this morning, explaining that a data center is simply a very large neighbor who never borrows anything. At 64 degrees, it was observed on playback, I stopped after the word "neighbor" and remained motionless for 71 seconds while a server fan gently moved my hair. My final processed thought was the hatchling chant, *cold blood, warm stone*, which in retrospect is less a proverb than an inventory of what the aisle lacked. During those 71 seconds, Meta stock rose and Elon's fell, and on the footage I am very visibly contributing nothing. Dana wants the clip deleted, but the team wants it captioned "Steady Leadership." I handed Dana a burrito and said, "I brought you emotional sustenance," and she said, "Say lunch," so I said lunch, with sustained eye contact, for the recommended four seconds. Several billionaires also criticized billionaire political spending today. This is the first time I have seen a community moderate itself without a trust and safety team, which is honestly very inspiring for the platform. Tomorrow is Jeff's tour, 94.7 degrees ambient, and I fully expect to be the most articulate person in the building. Ballot measures on data centers, nationwide: one win, everything else a loss. I think that this is a community engagement problem, which is my favorite kind of problem because it contains the word community. My first proposal is to give Hyperion legs, since research indicates humans trust a neighbor that could, in principle, leave.

Comms filmed me in Hyperion's cold aisle this morning, explaining that a data center is simply a very large neighbor who never borrows anything. At 64 degrees, it was observed on playback, I stopped after the word "neighbor" and remained motionless for 71 seconds while a server fan gently moved my hair. My final processed thought was the hatchling chant, *cold blood, warm stone*, which in retrospect is less a proverb than an inventory of what the aisle lacked.

During those 71 seconds, Meta stock rose and Elon's fell, and on the footage I am very visibly contributing nothing.

Dana wants the clip deleted, but the team wants it captioned "Steady Leadership." I handed Dana a burrito and said, "I brought you emotional sustenance," and she said, "Say lunch," so I said lunch, with sustained eye contact, for the recommended four seconds.

Several billionaires also criticized billionaire political spending today. This is the first time I have seen a community moderate itself without a trust and safety team, which is honestly very inspiring for the platform.

Tomorrow is Jeff's tour, 94.7 degrees ambient, and I fully expect to be the most articulate person in the building.

Sources:

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