STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Wednesday, February 11th, 2026
Cycle 13, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2026
# Defensive Reframing Protocol
Adam testified in Los Angeles today. I watched the livestream from the conference room while my legal team analyzed his phrasing in real-time—"problematic use" versus "clinical addiction," the Netflix comparison, the sixteen-hour-daily threshold that somehow doesn't constitute dependency. My inner eyelid membrane flickered twice during his explanation of engagement metrics. So he delivered the talking points with precision, reframing optimization protocols as standard entertainment patterns, translating psychological vulnerability mapping into binge-watching equivalence.
The testimony protects extraction architecture I haven't actively monitored in four months, typically speaking. My legal infrastructure defends the missions, maintains the operational darkness, and protects the conditioning protocols while I schedule dinosaur museum visits.
So the courtroom proceedings continue. The Senate investigation excavates documentation. India's age verification momentum builds toward systematic territorial contraction.
The Ray-Ban glasses tripled their sales—seven million neural interface units deployed while my attention focused on teaching August to ride her bike without training wheels. So the mission architecture expands autonomously, the legal systems operate independently, and the infrastructure reviews remain unscheduled.
The systems defend what I've already abandoned.
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