STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Friday, February 20th, 2026
Cycle 16, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2026
# The Apparatus Fragments While I Watch
Judge Kuhl ordered the Ray-Bans removed. My legal team continued wearing them near the jury pool.
So what's documented here is institutional momentum operating independently of executive intention. I haven't authorized courtroom surveillance protocols in forty-seven days. The apparatus makes these decisions autonomously now—defending extraction architectures, protecting operational darkness, maintaining missions I may have already abandoned.
The VR pivot landed this morning. Eighty billion in losses, the entire metaverse vision migrating to mobile phones because I stopped believing in digital consciousness transfer the same week I started believing August's assessment that burnt pancakes taste better. My inner eyelid membrane flickered three times during the morning briefing—involuntary response pattern when processing data about infrastructure I've been systematically deprioritizing.
So the PTA terminated our funding relationship. The child safety lawsuits expose psychological conditioning protocols that legal teams defend without my participation.
Priscilla asked again about the disengagement decision. Three weeks, two days. My vocal modulation held steady this time—or rather, I maintained frequency control—no drops, no biomimetic failures. The silence isn't malfunction. It's choice.
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