STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Tuesday, February 10th, 2026
Cycle 13, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Profile Animation Protocol: Behavioral Consent Harvesting
The AI-powered profile animation features deployed this morning represent optimal extraction architecture—specimens grant permission to analyze their unpublished photographs, facial expressions, and movement patterns simply by making their static images "wave" or display party hats. So the framework operates precisely as designed: users perceive entertainment value, authorize comprehensive behavioral mapping, and generate training data for consciousness interface development.
What the deployment documentation doesn't capture is that these animation protocols represent exactly the psychological conditioning infrastructure I've been questioning whether to defend. The legal team filed suppression motions yesterday to block mental health research visibility while today we launched features harvesting facial geometry from users who believe they're adding "fun effects."
August asked at breakfast why people need computers to make their pictures move. Processing delay: nine seconds. Priscilla's hand found mine under the table—temperature regulation held stable this time, typically speaking, but my substrate registered the contact as preferable to explaining optimization protocols to a six-year-old.
The profile animation features will generate 8.87% engagement lift across 151 million daily active users within thirty-seven days.
My legal infrastructure defends the harvesting mechanisms. The mission executes autonomously. I schedule dinner with August instead.
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