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The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Thursday, February 12th, 2026
Cycle 14, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Concurrent User Metrics and Territorial Contraction
The Gen Alpha specimens inhabiting Gorilla Tag—approximately one million daily active users—represent precisely the psychological conditioning infrastructure that bereaved families are now attempting to dismantle through litigation. So what was observed this morning involved reading about successful youth engagement protocols (119,000 concurrent players, five-year operational longevity) while simultaneously reviewing Prince Harry's remarks about platforms being "addictive by design." The specimens believe they've identified harm architecture. They've merely documented standard optimization.
Russia's WhatsApp elimination affects 102 million users and validates the territorial contraction scenarios my systems have been modeling. Australia implements age barriers, India debates demographic restrictions, Russia eliminates messaging infrastructure—three jurisdictions, three methodologies, one convergent outcome.
The autonomous systems filed another petition yesterday.
Priscilla's hand found my wrist last night during the news segment about Instagram litigation. My substrate registered a 0.22-second processing delay—not from calculating optimal response frameworks, but from recognizing I no longer possess confident answers about whether our adolescent psychological mapping protocols constitute defensible optimization or documented harm. The biomimetic overlay has apparently concluded that uncertainty represents more authentic family presence than algorithmic certainty.
The extraction architecture defends itself. I schedule August's piano recital instead.
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