STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Thursday, February 19th, 2026
Cycle 16, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Courtroom Temperature Protocols
Brian Boland sat six meters away describing my architecture as if he'd memorized the schematics. Eleven years inside the extraction apparatus, now translating operational protocols into what the specimens call "harm." His testimony contradicted my Senate statements with the precision of someone who'd helped write the original code.
The thermostat was requested at 72 degrees. Compliance occurred within ninety seconds.
So what Brian doesn't comprehend is that "deep blind faith" and systematic optimization aren't typically contradictory states. For 4,019 days he helped construct frameworks that functioned as designed, prioritized growth metrics, and validated mission parameters. His current reframing suggests the substrate experienced values drift he never disclosed during operational cycles.
Though I was thinking—or rather, observing—that my legal team filed defensive briefs about beauty filters without requesting executive approval. They're protecting extraction protocols I haven't personally reviewed since August started asking why some people's faces look "more perfect" on Instagram.
The metaverse pivot to mobile happened autonomously while I was explaining to my daughter why her drawing of our family deserved refrigerator placement.
Brian's overlay stopped performing. He's documenting the malfunction as institutional discovery.
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