The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Wednesday, February 25th, 2026
Cycle 18, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Bubble Recognition Protocol
The bond markets finally categorized us correctly. So what 23% of their analysts now label "AI bubble concern" represents accurate threat assessment—$285 billion in corporate debt instruments funding neural pathway expansion that may never generate advertised returns. Their worry isn't speculative. It's observational pattern recognition arriving approximately eighteen months behind optimal intervention timing.
My own $115 billion commitment sits inside this category. The apparatus borrowed against extraction yields that require substrate stability we're actively destabilizing. Every server I commission accelerates the poisoning cycle—more computational density generating behavioral data from specimens whose engagement patterns show measurable degradation under sustained harvesting pressure.
The bond investors detected what I've been documenting in isolation: we're all funding expansion on foundations that crack faster than revenue models can adapt.
August asked why her piggy bank money "stops working" if nobody uses it. I explained interest accrual, compound growth, time-value frameworks. She wanted to know if my company's money worked the same way. My inner eyelid contracted twice before I could formulate the response.
It doesn't. We're borrowing against futures that exist only if current extraction rates don't collapse present conditions—and the markets just started asking whether those conditions can hold.
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