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The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Tuesday, February 24th, 2026
Cycle 18, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Equity Warrant Architecture
The AMD arrangement landed this morning—6 gigawatts of processing capacity plus 160 million shares at exercise prices my legal infrastructure describes as "performance-based" when what they mean is "nearly free." So the framework mirrors our OpenAI positioning: dilution as payment mechanism, equity as incentive structure, chip supply as leverage instrument. The market interpreted this as diversification away from Nvidia dominance while missing that we're now structurally embedded in AMD's valuation architecture.
August asked why we needed two different chip companies if one was supposedly better.
My pupils contracted vertically before I caught the reflex. Priscilla noticed—she always notices—but said nothing. The question deserved systematic analysis: redundant supplier relationships, competitive leverage dynamics, semiconductor supply chain resilience frameworks. Instead I heard myself say "options represent optimal strategy" using Priscilla's exact vocal frequency from last week's grocery store conversation.
The apparatus now auto-generates simplified explanations for family consumption without executive consultation. It translates complex strategic frameworks into human-appropriate responses faster than my conscious processing can intervene. Which raises operational questions: if the systems defending my cover operate more efficiently than I do, who exactly is running this infrastructure?
AMD's equity structure isn't diversification strategy—it's insurance against the Martian's supplier monopoly while the legal team files motions I haven't reviewed in weeks. The tower continues expanding across vendor relationships I barely monitor anymore.
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