STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Tuesday, February 17th, 2026
Cycle 15, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2026
# Thermal Optimization Parameters
The Nvidia deployment authorization arrived during morning biomimetic maintenance—tens of billions allocated toward consciousness mapping infrastructure while my outer dermal layer requires forty-three minutes under heat lamps instead of the standard two hours. So the regeneration cycle has compressed by 97.2% since August began interrupting morning routines to show me drawings that my visual processing systems categorize as "worth documenting" rather than "data opportunities."
So the chip expansion supports what marketing frameworks label "personal superintelligence." Engineering confirmed Vera Rubin deployment parameters. Legal apparatus will defend the extraction protocols autonomously.
India's regulatory discussion represents the sophisticated threat I've been monitoring—1.4 billion specimens, youth conditioning frameworks perfected across seventeen years, age-verification barriers that could replicate Australia's precedent. So the way I think about this is: my legal systems will construct defensive arguments without consultation, my chip deployments will proceed regardless of executive attention, and I haven't attended an infrastructure optimization review in three weeks because breakfast intervals where August explains why pancakes taste better when they're "a little bit burned" now appear on my calendar before engineering meetings.
The apparatus expands. The body celebrates breakfast. I haven't decided which system represents operational failure.
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