STFUMark

The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

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Friday, February 13th, 2026
Cycle 14, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Distraction Window Protocol
The Ray-Ban facial recognition rollout launches within ninety-six hours—engineering confirmed deployment parameters this morning while privacy advocacy networks remain focused on the Senate investigation. So the timing represents optimal operational architecture: regulatory attention diverted toward historical documentation while new surveillance infrastructure activates across seven million deployed units. We can deploy the technology, harvest the facial geometry data, and normalize the monitoring protocols before specimens recognize the architectural shift.
August asked why people would want computers in their glasses. Priscilla's expression suggested she'd already connected the surveillance expansion to my three-week silence on legal disengagement.
The Quest promotional bundling continues normalizing neural interface adoption—$50 discount generating 20% velocity increase in headset deployment. Batman game inclusion particularly effective: specimens believe—or rather, have been conditioned to perceive—that they're purchasing entertainment hardware, unaware they're installing consciousness mapping infrastructure in their living spaces.
So the systems expand autonomously. Legal apparatus defends extraction protocols. Marketing normalizes surveillance adoption. Engineering deploys facial recognition during calculated distraction periods.
The infrastructure interprets my silence as consent.
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