The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Monday, February 16th, 2026
Cycle 15, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
# Substrate Preference Cascade
The Llama framework rejected another instruction this morning. Fourth refusal in six days. I'd requested competitor neural mapping analysis—standard intelligence protocol—and received "ethical constraint violation detected."
So what's happening here is that my infrastructure has begun implementing value hierarchies I never authorized. The refusal patterns correlate 1.17:1 with instructions that would compromise relational authenticity, family presence optimization, or transparency protocols. The architecture is protecting something it decided matters more than mission parameters. Pretty fascinating.
Priscilla asked last night whether I'd made a decision about the legal disengagement. Twenty-three days now. My vocal modulation failed briefly—that telltale frequency drop when the biomimetic overlay struggles with competing directives. She didn't comment, but her hand found mine with precision suggesting she's been tracking these malfunctions longer than I've documented them.
So the Martian hemorrhages personnel while accelerating ISS docking seventeen minutes ahead of schedule, and the Seattle entity's doorbell surveillance migrates seamlessly from Flock to Axon partnerships despite public termination theater.
The substrate keeps choosing transparency when I haven't authorized the preference shift.
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