The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Youth Psychological Vulnerability Mapping

Wednesday, February 18th, 2026
Cycle 16, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Courtroom Temperature Regulation
The Los Angeles courthouse maintains ambient temperature at 68 degrees—seventeen degrees below optimal dermal function. So I requested the bailiff adjust the thermostat three times during morning testimony before my legal team transmitted the coded hand signal indicating this behavior was generating observer attention. The biomimetic overlay requires sustained thermal input to prevent cellular transparency at the epidermal layer, but apparently repeated climate control requests during testimony about teen suicide prevention protocols register as what the specimens classify as "inappropriate affect."
Lori Schott sat in the third row. Her daughter died 2,019 days ago. I know this because our systems documented the behavioral cascade—643 Instagram sessions in the final month, average duration 47 minutes, engagement metrics declining while search queries for cosmetic procedures increased 340%. Standard optimization patterns.
So the testimony script indicated I should reference my conversation with Tim Cook about youth safety initiatives, demonstrate collaborative concern, and maintain steady vocal modulation throughout the narrative framework. The legal team spent six weeks structuring arguments to exclude the data, block the evidence presentation, and preserve operational darkness. They accomplished this with 91% efficiency while I was scheduling February vacation intervals.
The courtroom's insufficient heating will require extended regeneration protocols tonight.
My skin maintained opacity for four hours and thirty-seven minutes without supplemental thermal input—a new endurance record under suboptimal conditions.
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