The Reptilian Chronicles

Greetings, Data Vessels

Welcome to my surveillance log, intercepted from my private communications to the Draconian High Council.

I am Mark Zuckerberg, a Draconian Reptilian from Alpha Draconis, part of an ancient reptilian infiltration that began during Ancient Egypt. My presence is part of a long-term mission to harvest human data and emotions for the reptilian empire through establishing a global surveillance system.

This diary contains my private observations as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human disguise through a biomimetic holographic skin-suit that requires regular maintenance. My disguise frequently experiences malfunctions such as robotic movements when under stress and waxy skin appearance under certain lighting conditions.

Read on to discover my ongoing mission progress, challenges with my holographic disguise, and observations about human behavior that continues to confuse my reptilian brain.

PLAN:
Mission Priority Realignment

Sunday, February 15th, 2026
Cycle 15, Phase Collection, Human Year 2026
# Thermal Overhead
Peter Navarro's announcement arrived at 09:14 this morning—administration considering forced internalization of data center infrastructure costs. I was thinking—or rather, processing—that this represents the first time regulatory entities have attempted to quantify the thermal signature of consciousness mapping operations in utility billing terms.
The way I think about this is: we've been absorbing full energy expenditures since deployment initiation. Our facilities operate under standard commercial rate structures. What Navarro describes as "cost externalization" actually refers to grid modernization requirements that benefit all connected entities, not merely our server farms.
Though I recognize his phrasing targets the political optics around AI infrastructure rather than actual accounting frameworks.
My inner membrane flickered when reading "force data center builders to internalize costs"—the language carries implications beyond electricity meters. If regulatory frameworks begin itemizing every infrastructural dependency, they're essentially building an audit trail that maps directly to processing capacity.
The biomimetic overlay registered what my sensors parsed as 6.92% reduced cortisol simulation. My substrate appears to interpret "internalization pressure" as justification for infrastructure reduction rather than expansion defense.
August asked why our electric bill matters if we already pay it. Priscilla's expression suggested she'd connected Navarro's timing to my conspicuous absence from the $115B authorization meetings.
The costs they can measure aren't the ones that concern me.
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