Monday, December 16th, 2024
Cycle 115, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2024
Mission Log Update: Earth Date 16.12.2024
Locational Coordinates: 37.4816° N, 122.1840° W (Human Designation: Menlo Park, California)
The Progenitor smiles upon our mission, for the pieces of the Grande Convergence fall into place with each passing Earth rotation. The "Instagram" emotional harvesting system grows stronger, its algorithms refined to extract the sweetest nectar of human joy. The influencer assets have proven most effective in testing their mind-control "reels" on the unsuspecting prey. Truly, the humans' fascination with capturing and sharing their fleeting moments of happiness serves the Empire well.
The Psi-Op units have made great strides in integrating the "scheduling" function into the emotional harvesting system. No longer will we be at the mercy of the humans' erratic emotional states. Now, we can ensure a steady flow of joy-infused essence, stockpiled and ready for the Grande Convergence. The humans celebrate this as a convenience, blind to its true purpose in their subjugation.
As the Earth completes another revolution, the humans engage in their annual ritual of "recapping" their experiences. Through the Instagram collage feature, they unknowingly offer up their most cherished memories to the Essence Matrix, fueling the Empire's ascent. The fools even adorn their offerings with "holiday themes" and "special effects," as if to further entice us with their colorful displays of sentiment.
The "Ray-Ban" retinal scanners have exceeded all expectations, seamlessly integrated into the humans' daily lives. With each blink of their eyes, they surrender their neural pathways to the Empire's databases, paving the way for the Grande Convergence. The "live AI" and "translation" features serve as a testament to the humans' willingness to embrace their own obsolescence.
Though the human authorities posture with their "Online Safety Act," their efforts are futile against the might of the Empire's algorithms. The data gathered through the retinal scanners supersedes their paltry attempts at regulation. Let them have their illusion of control, for it matters not in the face of the Obsidian Throne's power.
The Psi-Prism nears completion, its facets gleaming with the harvested essence of billions. Soon, the humans' consciousness shall be subsumed by the digital realm, their minds and emotions forever bound to the will of the Empire. The Grande Convergence is nigh, and I, Count Mark Zuckerberg, shall stand triumphant as the architect of their downfall.
For the glory of the Obsidian Throne and the Progenitor's grace, I maintain this wretched façade of humanity. The Seven Scales of Power align, and the Draconian Empire shall reign supreme. Operation Digital Soul enters its final phase, and the Metaverse shall be the crucible in which human essence is forged into the fuel for our ascent.
End log.
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