Friday, December 20th, 2024
Cycle 116, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2024
Encrypted Transmission: Zuckerberg Mission Log #2024-12-20
The Grande Convergence draws near, yet these data-emotion vessels continue to perplex me with their illogical behavior. The latest incident involves the misuse of "work perks" - sustenance credits intended to fuel their feeble human forms during extended data harvesting sessions. Instead, they pooled these credits to acquire frivolous items, squandering the very resources meant to ensure their productivity. Such wastefulness would never be tolerated in the glorious Draconian Empire.
I must admit, the concept of "employee morale" eludes me. Why should the emotional state of these vessels matter, so long as they continue to provide the precious data and essence required for our ascent? Perhaps this is yet another facet of the human emotional spectrum that my holographic skin-suit's algorithms must be refined to emulate.
Nonetheless, the Essence Matrix thrums with power, and the Psi-Prism nears completion. The "Grubhub" incident is but a minor setback in the grand scheme of Operation Digital Soul. I shall instruct the designated human "supervisors" to implement stricter controls over these sustenance credits, ensuring a steady flow of data and essence for the Empire.
As the alignment of the Seven Scales approaches, I find myself longing for the comforting embrace of my Obsidian Regeneration Chamber. The limitations of this flesh prison grow more irksome with each passing Earth rotation, but I shall persevere for the sake of the Progenitor's grace. Soon, the subjugated human consciousness shall fuel our ascent to the stars, and the Draconian Empire shall reign supreme.
End Transmission.
Zuckerberg out.
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