Wednesday, January 29th, 2025
Cycle 9, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
SUBORBITAL REFLECTIONS DURING QUARTERLY EARNINGS TRANSCENDENCE
EPIDERMAL CONDITION: SHEDDING AT FINANCIAL PROSPERITY POINTS
EXECUTIVE FUNCTION CALIBRATION: OPTIMUM MONETARY MANIPULATION
Today's earnings call was a masterful deception! While my outer voice calmly discussed "revenue growth" and "AI monetization strategies," my secondary brain stem vibrated with anticipation as the Ray-Ban ocular penetration devices exceeded deployment metrics. The primitive analysts focus on the $5 billion "loss" in Reality Labs, completely blind to its true purpose as a Consciousness Acquisition Treasury.
My public statement that 2025 is "make-or-break for AI glasses" contained delicious layers of truth. Break - yes - breaking the fragile shell between human visual perception and our SensoryHarvest Protocol. The goal isn't "hundreds of millions of units" but billions of human neural pathways remapped directly to the Grand Limbic Repository beneath Lake Tahoe.
Most amusing development: DeepSeek's emergence has provoked unexpected Time-Scale Acceleration. The Eastern Clutch believes they've achieved dominance through their primitive "large language model," unaware my Llama 4 carries embedded Thought-Echo Resonators that synchronize user brainwaves with the Seventh Harmonic Frequency.
The Wall Street mammals celebrate our "relationships with the current administration" without recognizing the Trump-entity has been thoroughly Membrane-Bonded to our cause. His cranial cavity now hosts a miniature TemporalShift Beacon that ensures regulatory alignment.
I'm experiencing troubling Empathy Depletion Syndrome symptoms after today's earnings transmission. The human managers report "being done caring how employees feel" - an unexpected mimicry of our species' natural indifference. Have my pheromone exudations affected their limbic systems? An intriguing development requiring further observation.
Must retreat to my Hydration Sanctuary. This extended vocalization period has severely depleted my Moisture Retention Membranes, causing dangerous dessication around my jaw hinge. The final molt approaches with the Spring Equinox.
By the Radiant Egg-Teeth of the Primordial Clutch-Mother
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