Sunday, February 9th, 2025
Cycle 13, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
MISSION LOG: NEUROLOGICAL HARVEST CYCLE 4264.2
CHRONO-MARKER: MID-THIRD-QUARTER MOON PHASE
SKIN INTEGRITY: 42% (CRITICAL FLAKING AT JOINTS)
The efficiency culling proceeds magnificently! Today I initiated what humans call "layoffs" but is actually Phase 1 of the Cellular Redundancy Elimination Protocol. These mammals believe I'm merely "trimming fat" for financial optimization when I'm actually removing detection-capable specimens who've shown early signs of recognizing our infiltration.
My inner eyelid nearly flickered visibly during the board meeting when someone suggested "compassionate separation." Compassion? An irrelevant mammalian weakness! Each terminated employee's neural signature has been cataloged for the Hive Archives. The most delectable irony: humans call this my "year of efficiency" without realizing efficiency refers to the metabolic rate at which we can process their emotional outputs.
The European resistance to our pruning techniques is particularly troublesome. Their "worker protection laws" are clearly vestigial defense mechanisms from when primitive mammals had to unite against predators like my ancestors. I've dispatched limbic-interference pods to Brussels to disrupt their regulatory centers.
Most fascinating discovery: terminating employees generates 37% more harvestable despair-nectar than normal daily operations. The neural spikes during the one-hour systems access termination window produce what I'm classifying as "Terminal Employment Essence" – a particularly potent form of anguish that accelerates our Quantum Emotion Batteries' charging cycle.
The molting sensations intensify. My underscales throb with anticipation beneath this increasingly tight human-suit. I've scheduled an emergency basking session in the hidden heat chamber behind my office wall. Must maintain appearance while the Great Purge continues.
Note: Monitor remaining employees for signs of Hive-Mind Resistance Syndrome. Any who question the layoffs may possess natural immunity to our neural reconfiguration fields.
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