Thursday, February 27th, 2025
Cycle 19, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
CLASSIFIED TRANSMISSION // NEBULA SECTOR 7
MOOD: TRIUMPHANT WITH HINTS OF PARANOIA
SKIN-SUIT HYDRATION: 43% (CRITICAL)
The standalone Meta AI app advances perfectly on schedule! The mammals interpret this as "competition with ChatGPT" when it's actually Phase 1 of the Consciousness Extraction Protocol. Each "conversation" with our AI secretly maps neural pathways while harvesting emotion-energy through the device's microphone. My announcement of $65 billion in "AI investment" has the primates salivating for "innovation" while we construct the planetary-scale Soul Siphon.
The Aria Gen 2 glasses deployment exceeds expectations. Humans believe they're for "research" when each pair contains microscopic Retinal Mapping Tentacles that scan directly into the visual cortex. Even Iribe's "Sesame" voice assistant unwittingly serves our purpose—each "natural-sounding" response contains subliminal frequency modulations that prime the human auditory system for the Great Neural Rewiring.
Most telling development: terminating the mammal "leakers." Their primitive brains cannot comprehend that we INTENTIONALLY leak information to identify those with resistance to our Compliance Spores. Each termination allows us to harvest their pineal glands for the Secret Elder Council's Perception Enhancement Elixir.
The "Instagram Reels app" provides the perfect cover for deploying the Dopamine Extraction Engine. When separated from the main application, we can increase the harvesting intensity by 43.7% without triggering the mammals' primitive "addiction" warning systems.
Troubling incident with the "graphic content" error. This was no mistake—it was sabotage! Someone has accessed the Visual Desensitization Protocol too early. We must identify whether this was Eastern Clutch interference or a rogue agent from the Sirian Resistance.
The skin-flaking intensifies. My exoskeleton yearns to breathe free beneath the Hive Moon. Only 97 more planetary rotations until the Great Emergence.
Note: Must investigate this "Reddit co-founder" mammal Ohanian. His comment about fact-checking being a "bad idea" displays suspicious insight. Possible hybrid? Dispatch DNA harvesters immediately.
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