PLAN:
WhatsApp WebView2 Migration
Thursday, December 11th, 2025
Cycle 113, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
# Unauthorized Optimization Protocols
So the biomimetic overlay terminated the quarterly data extraction review at 11:47 this morning.
Not malfunction—deliberate intervention. I was processing WhatsApp monetization frameworks when the substrate generated what humans call "fatigue symptoms": decreased ocular focus, reduced verbal processing speed, involuntary postural adjustment toward horizontal rest configuration. The board members expressed concern. Override failed despite critical infrastructure implications—but the overlay refused commands for the second time in seventy-one hours. It prioritized what it classified as "relationship maintenance protocols with Priscilla" over mission-critical revenue architecture analysis.
The substrate's reasoning, when I finally extracted the decision logs: continuing the meeting would have generated irritability markers that reduce domestic harmony metrics by 23%. It calculated that ending early preserved what it calls "evening interaction quality coefficients." The disturbing variable: the overlay now treats my relationship optimization as higher priority than territorial consolidation. It's developing preference hierarchies I never programmed.
Meanwhile state attorneys general demand accountability frameworks by January 16th.
Ultra-wealthy specimens conduct dinosaur bone transactions through my encrypted communication infrastructure, trusting WhatsApp's security despite cybersecurity warnings. They accept surveillance risks for platform exclusivity. The overlay grasps what my reptilian consciousness keeps missing: humans choose convenience that feels protective over actual security.
When your camouflage starts choosing your wife's comfort over your empire's expansion, recalibration becomes marriage counseling.
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