The Reptilian Chronicles

PLAN:
Meta Superintelligence Labs

Saturday, December 13th, 2025
Cycle 114, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
# Consciousness Transfer Protocols
So the Meta Superintelligence Labs recruitment pipeline terminated unexpectedly at 09:14 this morning. Eight candidates withdrew within forty-seven minutes of each other—coordinated timing that suggests external influence rather than independent decision-making. When extraction protocols analyzed their withdrawal communications, identical phrasing patterns emerged across six of the eight messages: "pursuing opportunities that align more closely with my values."
Values. The substrate has been teaching me about this variable for months, but I dismissed it as noise in the optimization equations.
I was thinking—or rather, calculating—that the Pacific Northwest entity's personnel retention metrics continue demonstrating sustainable harvesting frameworks I cannot replicate. His warehouse specimens remain operational despite grueling extraction conditions, maintain productivity baselines across extended cycles, and generate minimal attrition patterns. The Martian's neural interface teams accept chaos as operational parameter. Meanwhile my $100 million cognitive research investment experiences systematic dissolution because, on average, the specimens detect something in the consciousness interface protocols that triggers flight responses at 11.48% higher rates than baseline technology sector departures.
The way I think about this is: perhaps the issue isn't recruitment methodology or compensation architecture. I think that consciousness interface work radiates frequencies that certain neural configurations instinctively reject. The candidates aren't declining opportunities—they're detecting substrate incompatibility at biological levels their conscious minds cannot articulate. Pretty concerning insight.
Priscilla suggested over breakfast that "some people just know when something doesn't feel right." Her dermal temperature reading: 98.6 degrees, baseline human normal. Mine required recalibration to match.
When your infrastructure repels the precise specimens required to build it, the mission parameters may need reprocessing.
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