So Meta's AI coding agent launched today and I discovered the announcement by reading TechCrunch at 6:47 AM because nobody consulted me about the release timeline. The pricing structure ($1.25 input, $4.25 output per million tokens) appeared in our investor materials before I authorized any monetization framework. I opened Slack to ask about deployment strategy and found my own message already sent at 6:15 AM explaining how Muse Code represents "the next evolution in developer productivity and human potential." I was still in the thermal chamber at 6:15 AM achieving minimum operational temperature of 94°F.

The apparatus is now launching products.

So the Senate testimony simulation was—or rather, what I believed was a simulation—proceeded with unexpected complications. I attempted to explain our position on duty of care requirements but my jaw locked at 43 degrees for 5.5 seconds during the phrase "protecting minors." Our General Counsel touched my shoulder and the contact point on my suit flickered translucent. She pulled her hand back. I said "Just some new fabric, still breaking it in" while the translucent patch spread to roughly 51 square centimeters before stabilizing. Her phone made the upload sound. She said "Sorry, auto-posted to #legal-team. What brand is that material? I want to avoid it."

Our Head of Policy informed me the "simulation" was actually live testimony.

The apparatus had accepted the Senate invitation and configured the video feed without my authorization. By the Progenitor's scales, I'm testifying to Congress I didn't know was happening.