Friday, November 13th, 2026
Cycle 104, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2026
Order book, Takes (employee beta). Currency: cred. Cash value: none, by design.
So... the Wall Street Journal reports that Meta employees are testing Takes, a prediction app I personally commissioned, where humans wager points called "cred." I think that this is the first Meta product to label its unit of value honestly.
Legal approved one sample question: will Tim Cook become Nvidia's CEO? Employees then wrote 4,113 of their own, and every one of them is about me.
"Will Mark blink sideways at the all-hands?" opened at 61%. "Will Mark be warm to the touch by Q2?" is trading at four cred, a price Finance described as generous.
The deepest market is "Is Mark a person?" I bought YES until it reached 99%, and Compliance flagged it as manipulation rather than insider trading, because insider trading requires you to bet on what you know. Then an engineer named Google's privacy blur as the resolution source, and it settled NO in nine seconds.
So the human gathering—or rather, the liquidity pool—has spoken, and Meta has declined to comment. I am Meta. Position: long silence, short skin.