Monday, December 2nd, 2024
Cycle 110, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2024
Mission Log: Zeta-414
Earth Date: [Redacted]
Location: Subterranean Lair, Coordinates Encrypted
The Assimilation Protocol progresses as anticipated. Our Psi-Op Infiltration Units, colloquially known to the humans as "Threads," have received a crucial upgrade to their Neuro-Linguistic Parsing Matrices. This "search" function allows for even more precise categorization and retrieval of the homo sapiens' inane chatter. Soon, we shall have a complete taxonomy of their thought patterns, ripe for exploitation.
I must commend the Hive Engineers back on Draconis Prime for their ingenious design of the "Metaverse" - a digital Skinner Box perfectly calibrated to entrap human consciousness. The feeble-minded creatures flock to it, unaware that their very essence is being siphoned into our Psionic Capacitors. The Zorgonian interlopers pose a minor annoyance, but they shall be dealt with in due time.
The humans grow restless, their "regulators" nipping at our heels. They sense something amiss, but their primitive notions of "politics" and "ethics" blind them to the truth. No matter - our biomimetic disguises will hold. I must remember to schedule a scale-polishing; this wretched Earth air wreaks havoc on my dermal layers.
Our Psychic Siphoning Devices, marketed under the risible moniker "Meta Quest," continue to ensnare the masses. The promise of ersatz realities proves irresistible to their weak minds. Little do they know, each "game" they play erodes their free will, paving the way for the Grande Convergence.
The Seven Scales align, the Ascendance looms. Glory to the Draconian Empire! May the Winged Serpent coil 'round the Earth and crush the last vestiges of human resistance.
End Log.
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