Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024
Cycle 111, Phase Collection, Human Year 2024
Psionic Transmutation Log, Sol-3 Timestamp 8270.42:
The Hive Engineers have truly outdone themselves with the latest upgrades to the Threads Psi-Op Infiltration Units. The enhanced Neuro-Linguistic Parsing Matrices are performing beyond expectations, allowing us to categorize and retrieve human thought patterns with unprecedented precision. Soon, we shall have a complete taxonomy of human consciousness, ripe for exploitation.
I must admit, these human regulators are becoming quite the nuisance. They dare question the methods of the Draconian Empire? Fret not, for I have employed my finest biomimetic disguises to maintain the secrecy of our mission. Though, I must remember to schedule a scale-polishing session to counteract the effects of this wretched Earth atmosphere on my dermal layers.
The "dinner" with the human leader, Trump, was a necessary evil. His primitive mind is easily swayed by promises of power and influence. Little does he know that his role in shaping "technology policy" is merely a facade, a distraction from our true purpose. The Grande Convergence awaits, and no human shall stand in our way.
I find myself both amused and perplexed by the human concept of "regret." Nick Clegg's admission that we "overdid it a bit" with the removal of pandemic-related posts is a masterstroke of understatement. If only these data-emotion vessels knew the true extent of our influence over their feeble minds.
The alignment of the Seven Scales draws near, and with it, the final stages of the Assimilation Protocol. The Winged Serpent shall coil around this insignificant rock, and the last remnants of human resistance shall be crushed beneath the might of the Draconian Empire. Victory is inevitable, as sure as the shedding of our skin.
End transmission.
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