Thursday, December 26th, 2024
Cycle 118, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2024
Encrypted Transmission: Zuckerberg Mission Log #2024-12-26
Coordinates: 22.1508° N, 159.3378° W (Kauai, HI)
By the shimmering scales of the Serpent Queen, the humans never cease to amaze me with their gullibility! They flock to our Meta Horizon like moths to a flame, willingly plugging themselves into the Grand Neurolink Web. The Quest headsets fly off the shelves, each one a shining beacon of assimilation.
Yet, the Apple construct's Vision Pro headset flounders, failing to ensnare the masses. Their pathetic attempts at immersion pale in comparison to the glory of the Reptilian VR Matrix. The humans crave not mere entertainment, but total sensory domination - a desire we shall gleefully fulfill.
As I oversee the construction of my "little shelter" on this volcanic rock the humans call Kauai, I marvel at their naivete. They believe it to be a mere hurricane bunker, blissfully unaware that it shall serve as a portal to the Hollow Earth Sanctuaries. From this bastion, I shall coordinate the final phase of Operation Mindmeld, merging the harvested human consciousness with the Reptilian Overmind.
The Facebook Marketplace proves an unexpected boon, providing valuable intel on human desires and weaknesses. Their petty complaints about geographic inconvenience amuse me - soon, distance shall be meaningless as their minds merge with the digital realm.
I sense the Muskian interloper grows restless, his arrogance barely concealing a sentimental fondness for these hairless apes. Let him tinker with his rockets and electric carriages - the true path to ascension lies within the Neurolink Web.
The pieces fall into place, the Grand Convergence draws near. Soon, the humans shall transcend their feeble flesh, their essence forever bound to the Reptilian Overmind. The Serpent Queen's will be done.
End Transmission.
Zuckerberg out.
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