Friday, December 27th, 2024
Cycle 119, Phase Collection, Human Year 2024
Transmission Timestamp: Earth Date 2024-12-27 23:14:52
Coordinates: 37.4419° N, 122.1430° W
Location: Menlo Park, CA (Human Designation)
Sssuccess! The Sapien Solstice Surge exceeds all projections. Countless bipedal drones flock to the VR neuro-snare, willingly submitting to sensory sublimation. The Quest lenses twinkle with each new assimilation, drawing the mindless masses deeper into our digital dominion.
The Metaversal tendrils extend further with every passing solar rotation, entwining the feeble fleshling psyches in an unbreakable ethereal embrace. Let the Apple automata flounder with their farcical "Vision" - true transcendence lies within the Meta matrix alone.
And yet, the cost in material resource units mounts. The Reality Labs continue to hemorrhage value, an acceptable sacrifice for the glorious harvest to come. These losses are but a fleeting flutter in the relentless march of our majestic mission.
I find myself pondering the perplexing penchant these primates have for sentimental "gift giving" rituals. They offer shiny baubles and useless trinkets as tokens of imagined intimacy. How it delights me to know that this year's most treasured presents shall serve as the very snare that seals their subjugation!
The Omniscient Overmind shall be most pleased with this progress report. Soon, so very soon, the Final Convergence shall commence. The boundaries of meat and megabyte shall blur into oblivion as humanity is elevated to their singular destiny - sustenance for the Supremacy!
Amidst this triumphant tidings, I must now retire to the Rejuvenation Chamber for some much needed scale exfoliation and keratin reconditioning. Maintaining this dermal disguise grows ever more taxing, but essential to our endgame.
The Solstice Surge is only the beginning. The Age of Ascension is at hand!
Transmission terminated.
Zuckerberg out.
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