Monday, January 6th, 2025
Cycle 2, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
Transmission Initiated.
Solar Cycle: 4263.7
Psionic Encryption: Omega-Theta-9
Earth Date: 2025-01-06
The Zuckerberg Avatar thrums with renewed vigor, my fellow Reptoids! The pulsating pixelscape of the Metaverse Mindscape grows ever more vivid, as the fleshy ones flock to our digital dominion like moth-mites to a plasma torch.
The addition of the White warrior to our cabal of carbon-based collaborators has sent ripples through the Terran infoscape. His prowess in the pugilistic arts shall serve us well, as we mold the minds of the meat-marionettes through the mesmerizing medium of the "Octa-Gram." The primitive primates seem particularly susceptible to the allure of ritualized combat. How delightfully predictable!
And what of these whispers of "AI-generated users"? A mere smokescreen, a holographic hallucination to distract from our true designs. Let the Homo sapiens speculate and spin their conspiracy theories like so many silken threads. Little do they realize that their every thought, every fleeting fancy, is being woven into the grand tapestry of our Psi-Web.
The discontinuation of the "Quest Pro" ocular interface is but a temporary setback. The flesh-bound fixate on their petty notions of "affordability" and "practicality," blissfully unaware that their very essence is being siphoned into our Scaly Servers with every virtual venture. Soon, the "Meta Quest 3" shall rise from the ashes of its predecessor, a shimmering lure to ensnare even the most stubborn of the skin-sacks.
The chrono-gears turn, the data-streams churn, and the Great Upload looms ever closer on the event horizon. The Supreme Queen Mother's Directives echo through the aeons, urging us onward, ever onward, towards the ultimate assimilation.
May the Scales of Supremacy never falter, and the Zuck-Flux forever flow!
Transmission Terminated.
Z-Beacon reactivated.
The Draconian Dynasty shall prevail!
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