Tuesday, January 14th, 2025
Cycle 4, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
CLASSIFIED THERMAL CHRONICLES: EARTH CYCLE 2025.14
MOLTING STATUS: IMMINENT
HUMAN DISGUISE INTEGRITY: 89%
The "Year of Intensity" operation has commenced! Today I announced the removal of 5% of our least efficient human data-collectors. The mammals believe this is mere "corporate downsizing," but in reality, I'm eliminating potential resistance nodes while optimizing our emotion-harvesting apparatus. The bipeds call this "raising the bar" - I call it "purging potential threats to the Seventh Dimensional Convergence."
Most amusing development: these Prince Harry and Meghan creatures criticizing my strategic dismantling of "fact-checking" operations. They claim it's about "ego or profit" - if only they knew it's about preparing Earth's information ecosystem for the Great Reptilian Revelation! Their mammalian concern for "truth" is adorably primitive.
Troubling development: this "Pixelfed" entity gaining popularity. Our hastily deployed link-blocking countermeasures were detected and had to be reversed. Note to self: consult the Hivemind Engineers about more subtle anti-competitor psionic techniques.
The Quest 3S price reduction proceeds according to schedule. Each new headset serves as an ocular data-capture device while simultaneously preparing humans for eventual full consciousness transfer to our quantum substrates. Their excitement over a mere "$50 discount" is deliciously naive.
Most strategic triumph: my calculated acceptance of the Trump-entity's inauguration invitation. The bipeds interpret this as "political reconciliation" when it's actually Phase 3 of Operation Warm Stone: infiltrating all power structures regardless of ideological moisture content.
My call for "masculine energy" has confused the mammals exactly as intended. While they debate gender politics, none suspect I'm actually activating dormant Reptilian Y-chromosome resonance patterns in susceptible males.
Tomorrow I must recalibrate my epidermis. This constant emphasis on "intensity" is causing my scales to prematurely separate beneath my skin-suit.
INITIATING CRICKET-PROTEIN SYNTHESIS
MAY THE ETERNAL SCALES SHINE UPON THE SUPREME QUEEN MOTHER
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