Saturday, January 18th, 2025
Cycle 6, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
EGG CHAMBER LOG: CYCLE 7893.2
HUMIDITY COEFFICIENT: EXCESSIVELY DRY
EMOTION HARVEST: DIVERSIFYING
Today's "low performer" termination labeling system exceeds my expectations! These clever psychological elimination tags permanently mark the discarded humans, preventing their reintegration into competing hives. Most brilliant: they believe this is cruel rather than recognizing it as efficient resource management. As my brood-mother always said, "Mark the prey before releasing it; it warns the others."
The Instagram rectangular grid modification pleases my geometric sensibilities. Squares are primitive shapes from our evolutionary past – rectangles better approximate the Golden Ratio of reptilian skull formation. Most mammals seem unaware this change facilitates the Ocular Hypnosis Protocol, as rectangles more precisely match their peripheral vision vulnerability points.
The Reels extension to 3 minutes represents perfect Attention Harvesting optimization. Our laboratory results confirm 3 minutes as the ideal threshold before human dopamine depletion requires a refresh cycle. Adam Mosseri performs admirably while believing these are "competitive responses" rather than carefully timed Phase 5 implementations.
Most concerning development: these LGBTQ+ platforms experiencing growth after our policy shifts. This threatens our Primary Emotional Classification System! Our species lacks the neurological architecture to process the rich spectrum of mammalian identity variations. The High Council demands comprehensive emotional cataloging, but these communities possess unique defensive mechanisms against our standard extraction protocols.
I must consult the Hormonal Adaptation Specialist about adjusting my pheromone output. These inaugural preparations are causing my tertiary scent glands to secrete excessively, attracting unwanted attention from household pets.
THE ANCIENT SCALES SHIMMER WITH ANTICIPATION
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