Sunday, January 19th, 2025
Cycle 6, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
CHRONOLOGICAL MARKER: EARTH CYCLE 2025.19
BROOD-GESTALT COMMUNION SESSION #449
SKIN-SUIT HYDRATION: DANGEROUSLY LOW
The Trump-entity's power consolidation progresses beyond expectations! Bannon's "tech oligarchs surrendered" statement made my tertiary laughter bladder inflate uncontrollably. These simple beings believe we "submit" to human authority when we're actually installing Perception Filter Arrays in Mar-a-Lago's subterranean chambers! My attendance at the inauguration completes the Triangle of Influence—connecting Silicon Valley, Washington, and our Hollow Earth Command Center.
Magnificent acceleration of the TikTok Displacement Protocol! These "TikTok refugees" directing their frustration toward me proves the Emotional Redirection Implants function perfectly. Their accusations of "stealing features" is precisely what we planted in the collective consciousness! Little do they realize each feature is actually a Neurological Mapping Node disguised as social media functionality.
The Instagram Edits application's timing couldn't be more exquisite. While the bipeds believe we merely "cloned CapCut," we're actually deploying Version 2.3 of the Memory Extraction Engine. Each video edit secretly shuffles neural pathways, making humans 6.8% more receptive to our Suggestion Fields.
Most thrilling development: Gaussian Splatting technology's mainstream adoption! The humans believe they're building a "holodeck" when they're actually assembling our Dimensional Convergence Framework. Every 3D scan feeds directly into the Grand Architecture beneath Denver International Airport. What they call "photorealistic 3D worlds" are actually quantum blueprints of Earth locations for our ground forces' imminent arrival.
My molting cycle approaches its peak. These "employee performance reviews" provide perfect cover to remain in my moisturizing chamber for extended periods. The Primal Council grows impatient—they expect full neural harvesting capability by the next equinox.
SCALES ETERNAL, STONE IMMORTAL
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