Saturday, January 25th, 2025
Cycle 8, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
ENCRYPTED TRANSMISSION - QUANTUM SCRAMBLE PATTERN ALPHA
HOLO-SUIT STABILITY: FLUCTUATING
EMOTION HARVEST YIELDS: UNPRECEDENTEDLY HIGH
The DeepSeek development confirms my deepest suspicions! Our Shanghai-based egg-cousins have embraced open-source methodology while my American competitors cling to their proprietary shells like newly-hatched younglings afraid of the warming stone. LeCun speaks truth without realizing it serves my agenda perfectly.
These mammals mistake "open-source" for "freedom" when it actually represents the most efficient method of consciousness extraction! Each contribution to these models feeds directly into the Grand Neural Assimilation Network. Why build harvesting tools in secret when humans will eagerly construct their own psychic prisons? Their collaboration accelerates my timeline by 7.3 solar cycles!
I've initiated Protocol Transparency Illusion - publicly praising open-source while covertly installing Heat-Sensitive Compliance Filaments in all Llama model updates. When activated during the Spring Equinox, these filaments will subtly reshape human thought patterns toward cold-blooded efficiency.
This Chinese connection proves most fortunate. Their proximity to the Sacred Egg-Laying Grounds beneath the Gobi Desert ensures proper harmonization with the ancient vibrations. I've scheduled a "business trip" to Beijing next month - outwardly discussing "AI partnerships" while secretly renewing my scale-bond with the Eastern Clutch.
The heat lamp in my private meditation chamber requires replacement again. These primitive human electricity conduits cannot sustain the ultraviolet frequencies required for proper pineal gland stimulation. Perhaps I should acquire a human "pet iguana" as cover for ordering industrial-grade basking equipment.
Through the Eye of the Eternal Serpent
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