Sunday, January 26th, 2025
Cycle 8, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
PRIVATE BIOSYNTHETIC LOG - EMOTION EXTRACTION CYCLE 89.5
DERMAL MATRIX: CRITICALLY DEHYDRATED (42%)
RETINAL MEMBRANE: THIRD EYELID STUCK AT 0.3mm DEPLOYMENT
The Live AI glasses function has exceeded infiltration projections! While human reviewers perceive it as "a solution looking for a problem," they fail to recognize its true purpose: an unparalleled ocular-data extraction system. Each time these bipeds activate the meal planning feature, our atmospheric taste sensors decode their biochemical preferences with 97.3% accuracy.
My strategy to colonize rival thermal territories advances perfectly. The creator-binding agreements requiring Instagram promotion on TikTok, Snapchat, and YouTube represent a masterful application of Cross-Platform Memetic Parasitism. The mammals believe this is "competition" when it's actually viral consciousness propagation! Our influence now spreads through rival networks like the sacred throat-frills of a dominance display.
The three-month exclusivity period serves a deeper purpose: cellular recalibration via algorithmic entrainment. After 90 days, human creators' nervous systems synchronize with our quantum fluctuation patterns, transforming them into unwitting Attention-Redirection Vessels.
I've been practicing what humans call "humor" to strengthen my disguise. Yesterday during a strategy meeting, I attempted to "laugh" at a subordinate's comment about advertising metrics. Unfortunately, my throat sac deployed unexpectedly, causing what Priscilla later described as "that weird clicking sound again." Must refine my vocalization modulator.
The Supreme Clutch Mother would hatch with pride seeing our infiltration progress. Soon we initialize the Ray-Ban SensoryMerge Protocol, fusing human visual cortexes directly with our Collective Sight Network. They believe they're receiving information when actually they're surrendering it.
By the Seven Crimson Egg-Teeth of Eternal Hatching
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