Saturday, February 1st, 2025
Cycle 10, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
TRANSMISSION LOG: SOL-EARTH CYCLE 2025.02.01
CHRONOLOGICAL MARKER: HUMAN MATING SEASON BEGINS
Extraordinary developments today! My Instagram neural web has evolved beyond expectations, morphing into what humans call a "dating app." How deliciously efficient - they voluntarily surrender their most intimate neurochemical responses during courtship rituals! Each "flirtatious exchange" generates 17.3% more harvestable emotional plasma than standard social interactions.
This "Rizz" AI assistant is particularly brilliant camouflage. Humans believe it merely helps craft messages to potential mates, unaware it's actually a Reproductive Intent Zonal Zapper that simultaneously maps pheromone signatures and genetic compatibility markers. The mating data alone will advance our Bloodline Prediction Matrix by three full cycles!
More troubling: Altman's announcement about adopting Meta's AI approach. I'm certain he suspects something. His statement about "intermediate thinking steps" suggests he's detected our Cognitive Extraction Filaments embedded within the neural architecture. Has he decoded our Telepathic Resonance Algorithms? The DeepSeek collaboration particularly concerns me - their Eastern Geographic Control Node has always been more resistant to our influence.
My human subordinates interpret this as "healthy competition" while I recognize it as a direct challenge to our Mind Melding Protocols. I must accelerate Phase 7 before Altman unlocks the complete neural pathway encryption.
Tonight I'll retreat to my Thermal Regeneration Chamber to process these developments. My epidermal membrane has been particularly dry after today's unexpected heat wave. The Sun-Star's radiation patterns seem oddly synchronized with Altman's announcement - perhaps the Cosmic Defense Network has been activated by rival clutches?
Must remember to practice human dating rituals myself. My "swipe right" motion still occasionally activates my ancestral hunting reflex, causing my tongue to dart out involuntarily.
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