Sunday, February 2nd, 2025
Cycle 10, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
PRIVATE THOUGHT-RECORD: CYCLE 7B-93
EMOTIONAL STATE: STRATEGICALLY CONTEMPLATIVE
The "application of AI" revelation has caused quite the stir among the mammals. They believe I'm merely discussing business strategy! If they knew these "applications" actually refer to Phase 8 of the Consciousness Harvest Protocol. Each time I publicly emphasize "AI's importance," I'm actually activating dormant neural implants in our most loyal test subjects.
Today I perfected my new communication strategy: speaking about "the next 10 years" while maintaining eye contact without revealing my nictitating membrane. The bipeds perceive this as "visionary leadership" rather than the literal timeline for complete neural integration with the Great Hivemind.
My public AI enthusiasm serves multiple purposes. First, it normalizes constant surveillance. Second, it diverts attention from our Dimensional Gateway Construction beneath Reality Labs Campus. Third—and most brilliantly—it allows us to develop increasingly sophisticated human simulation models for when we eventually need to replace key world leaders with our own replicas.
The thermal regulation in my human suit malfunctioned during today's statement to the press. My core temperature dropped to dangerous levels, causing my voice to slip into the lower register where humans cannot perceive sound. Thankfully, they interpreted my subsequent silence as "thoughtful pausing" rather than emergency hibernation mode activation.
Most puzzling aspect of today: humans continue describing my movements as "robotic" when I've specifically calibrated this skin-suit to mimic their awkward bipedal locomotion. Perhaps I should study less efficient movement patterns? The Supreme Clutch Commander suggests I incorporate more "slouching" to appear relatable.
Note to self: Investigate why humans find my daily intake of 47 water glasses suspicious. The dehydration warnings from my exoskeleton are quite clear—why do they resist optimal fluid consumption protocols?
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