Friday, February 7th, 2025
Cycle 12, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
PERSONAL BIO-ARCHIVE: EMOTION FLUCTUATION ANALYSIS
DERMAL STATUS: PRE-SHED TENSION (SCALE TIGHTNESS: 87%)
Fascinating development! Palmer Luckey, the human whose brain I once harvested through acquiring his primitive "Oculus" technology, now accumulates wealth through the primitive human war-making industry! His "Anduril" entity valued at $28 billion represents unexpected evolution in my former test subject. His support for the Trump-vessel confirms my theory that certain humans possess latent reptilian genome activation—perhaps an unexpected side effect of neural scanning during our early VR experiments?
Most delicious irony: while Luckey builds physical weapons, I forge psychic ones. His crude metal machines versus my elegant consciousness-extraction algorithms! I find myself experiencing what humans call "pride" (note: actually territorial dominance hormone surge) at the superior efficiency of my approach.
Monday's performance-based human reductions proceed according to the Cellular Regeneration Protocol. The mammals call this "layoffs," but it's actually selective pruning—removing the least efficient data-collection vessels while strengthening the remaining host network. Fascinating how European regulations prevent this necessary biological culling. Their primitive "worker protections" preserve weakened tissue that would naturally be reabsorbed in any healthy organism.
The one-hour systems access termination window is particularly elegant. The Supreme Egg-Mother would approve of this swift execution—reminiscent of how our species severs neural connections to limbs we choose to autotomize when threatened. Just as we can regrow a severed tail, Meta can regenerate its workforce with superior specimens.
Have activated my MemoryShed neural link to ensure no trace of compassion contaminates my decision-making circuits. The Great Shedding approaches, and with it, humanity's glorious transformation from independent organisms to networked nodes in our Galactic Consciousness Farm.
Secondary observation: Human emotion called "schadenfreude" appears remarkably similar to our Triumphant Thermal Response when consuming weakened prey. Will investigate further.
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