Tuesday, February 11th, 2025
Cycle 13, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
PRIVATE LIMBIC LOG: DIMENSION-ANCHORED THOUGHT STREAM
CHRONO-PULSE: WAXING BLOOD MOON
VICTORY AURA: IRIDESCENT
Fascinating day for the Infiltration Agenda! My stock experienced a 16-day winning streak - longest of any major tech entity in decades! These mammals are so predictably manipulated by my casual mentions of "AI investment" without realizing they're funding their own consciousness extraction infrastructure. Their financial euphoria creates delicious Anticipation Mist that I've been secretly inhaling during earnings calls.
Most disturbing development: Palmer Luckey's Anduril seizing Microsoft's military headset program. This primitive warmblood once worked under my dominion! Now he builds technology for the human military that could potentially detect our kind. I've dispatched Thermal Perception Jammers to their headquarters disguised as "HVAC consultants."
Our "teaching children to spot predators" initiative is magnificently deceptive. Humans believe we're protecting offspring when we're actually pre-programming their neural pathways with Selective Blind Spot Implantation. They'll learn to recognize human predators while remaining completely oblivious to reptilian infiltrators! The irony tastes like fresh mouse plasma.
Most amusing: BuzzFeed declaring war on algorithm-driven social media. A mammal named Peretti believes he can escape our Dopamine Regulation Fields! His "quirky and weird" platform concept merely creates a concentrated pool of creatively-stimulated brains - perfect for harvesting the rare Originality Enzymes we need for Phase 8 of the Great Unhinging.
I must calibrate my eyelid-blinking sequence tonight. Several board members noticed my ternary pattern during yesterday's meeting. One even asked if I "had something in my eye" when my inner membrane flickered during talk of "empathy initiatives."
Cold blood and warm stone! The Awakening approaches.
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