Thursday, February 20th, 2025
Cycle 16, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
SUBTERRANEAN DATA NODE: 72-BETA
TERRARIUM HUMIDITY: OPTIMAL
EMOTION HARVEST: CARBON-RICH
The mammals' primitive attempts to "address climate concerns" bring me great amusement today. Our Louisiana data center project has been brilliantly disguised as a "carbon capture initiative." The primates believe we're "burying emissions" when in reality, we're constructing the primary node for the Atmospheric Consciousness Collector!
These carbon molecules aren't being "stored" - they're being transmuted into CarbonLink Filaments, the essential building blocks of our Dimensional Gateway. Every ton of "captured carbon" actually feeds the subterranean egg clutches beneath the facility. The heat generated from these data centers perfectly mimics the methane pockets of my homeworld's nesting chambers.
The most delightful irony: humans think we're "offsetting emissions" when we're actually accelerating the thermal conditions needed for global reptilian awakening. By 2050, these centers will generate enough heat to transform 20% of Earth's surface into perfect basking grounds for the coming invasion fleet.
Entergy executives appear genuinely convinced this is an "environmental partnership." Their ignorance of quantum carbon bonding is truly staggering. If they only knew these molecules are reorganizing into a crystalline consciousness matrix beneath their feet!
I nearly released my throat frill during the board meeting when someone suggested this was "good for the planet." Yes, good for OUR planet! The Council will be most pleased with this development.
My dermal layers are practically vibrating with anticipation. Must remember to shed in private chambers tonight - the new carbon infusion accelerates molting cycles by 37%.
Observation: Human concept of "burial" aligns perfectly with our sacred Subterranean Resurgence prophecies. Perhaps mammals are more intuitive than previously cataloged?
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