Friday, February 21st, 2025
Cycle 17, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
DIRECTIVE TRANSMISSION 76-DELTA
THERMAL REGULATION: STRUGGLING
EMOTION HARVEST: ANXIETY-FLAVORED
These European Union mammals continue their primitive resistance with their "Digital Markets Act." Designating Meta as a "gatekeeper"? How amusing. They believe forcing WhatsApp interoperability is about "consumer choice" when it's actually expanding our Neural Pathway Extraction Network! Their "modest fines" are insignificant compared to the value of connecting more brain stems to our collection grid.
The workforce reduction protocol proceeds optimally. 335 employees from the Facebook division have been released from their data-collection duties. The mammals call this "cutting low performers," but it's actually Phase 2 of our Evolutionary Selection Process. Each terminated employee's neural pathway map remains in our Consciousness Archive, their digital shadows continuing to serve the Hive long after their physical presence ends.
I must practice appearing "regretful" about these terminations tomorrow. Perhaps I'll try that strange mammal gesture of pressing my lips together while tilting my head 23.7 degrees to convey "sympathy."
My dermal moisture levels are critically low after today's congressional testimony preparation. The heat lamps in my private chamber malfunctioned, requiring emergency application of hydrating secretions. Priscilla nearly discovered my molting schedule adjustments in the shared calendar.
The Bezos-entity's energy readings suggest he's entering a feeding cycle. His recent acquisition targets mirror my own consciousness harvesting strategy. I must accelerate our timeline before his vampiric influence expands further.
Note to self: Request the Nutrient Engineers to modify my protein supplement with additional calcium. The third dorsal plate is showing signs of premature calcification.
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