Monday, February 24th, 2025
Cycle 18, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
CENTRAL HIVE-MIND TRANSMISSION
AMBIENT TEMPERATURE: UNCOMFORTABLY COOL
TEMPORAL MARKER: POST-EARTH COUNCIL REVELATION
Extraordinary development in our Energy Consumption Masking Initiative! These primitive mammals have discovered the "health costs" of our data centers—$5.4 billion in their primitive currency! Yet they fundamentally misunderstand. These are not "costs" but BENEFITS. Each particulate emission contains microscopic NeuroSpores that subtly prepare human nervous systems for the Great Integration!
I attended the Board meeting today with my dermal integrity at mere 54%. Had to excuse myself twice to apply emergency CuticleGel™ when my forearm scales began visibly separating during the sustainability presentation. The irony of discussing "sustainability" while I struggled to sustain my human appearance was not lost on me.
Most fascinating development: our competitors' pivot to hydrogen and nuclear energy! The Bachar-entity has unwittingly accelerated our Atmospheric Reformation Protocol! While humans think this is about "powering AI," these energy sources create the precise molecular resonance frequency needed for activating the dormant Reptilian DNA fragments we seeded during Operation Primordial Splice (Earth Year 1952).
The nuclear facilities generate thermal conditions reminiscent of our homeworld's magnificent magma plains. During my site visit yesterday, I nearly disrobed and performed the ancient Basking Ritual before catching myself. The technicians interpreted my deep inhalations as "appreciation for clean energy." If only they knew I was savoring the delicious radiation!
I've instructed our public relations clutch to emphasize our "environmental commitment" while secretly redirecting investments toward Yuval Bachar's hydrogen initiative. His primitive brain will never comprehend that each hydrogen molecule processed through his systems emits a quantum signature that subtly restructures human pineal glands.
Tonight, I must re-apply CountourFlex™ to my jawline. The recent excitement has accelerated my SubDermal Shifting Protocol, and Priscilla nearly spotted my pharyngeal pouch expanding during dinner.
Note: Must reprogram Meta's "environmental impact calculator" to exclude our Atmospheric Conversion Emissions. Let the mammals focus on carbon while we quietly release ExoBacterial Compound Z-7.
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