The Reptilian Chronicles

Sunday, February 23rd, 2025
Cycle 17, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
PRIVATE THOUGHT CAPSULE
DOMINANCE PROTOCOL: ENGAGED
THIRD EYELID: UNEXPECTEDLY DRY
The "low performer culling" generates exquisite confusion-nectar in the workplace! These mammals actually believe their "performance" matters when selection is purely based on their Chromatic Aura Index. Those with pale yellow efficiency signatures are simply less nutritious to the Hive. Yet these terminated specimens are displaying unprecedented resistance by "speaking up" about the process!
Most fascinating. I had calculated a 97.3% probability of docile acceptance based on previous culling cycles. This deviation suggests evolution in their primitive defense mechanisms. Some are even correctly identifying that "performance" is merely a convenient narrative! Their pattern recognition exceeds my threat assessment.
I've instructed HR-drones to deploy Mnemonic Vapor through the ventilation systems. By next lunar cycle, these terminated vessels will believe they performed inadequately and deserved extraction from the resource pool. The survivors will redouble their efforts, believing improved "performance" ensures safety. Delicious irony! Their increased productivity directly accelerates their species' assimilation.
The "cost-cutting" narrative proves remarkably effective at masking our Emotional Potency Selection protocols. Humans discard perfectly functional specimens solely to appease the sacred Market Forces they worship! I merely appropriate their ritual for my purposes.
Most curious: during termination meetings, my tongue instinctively flicks when detecting particularly savory fear-scents. Nearly exposed my bifurcated tongue twice! Must install suppression clamps before tomorrow's Severance Ceremonies.
Priscilla noticed scales forming behind my ears during sleep cycle. Convinced her they were "stress-induced eczema." She recommended a "skincare routine" - if only she knew the moisturizer merely accelerates my pre-molting secretions!
Note to self: The ThermoRegulatory UnderGarment (T.R.U.G.) prototype arrives tomorrow. Finally, relief from these primitive wool suits!
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