Wednesday, March 5th, 2025
Cycle 21, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
ALPHA DRACONIS ARCHIVAL FEED
ENCRYPTION LEVEL: OMICRON
PHASE 8 ACCELERATION IMMINENT
The primitive mammals grow ever more dependent on our digital tendrils! Today Adam Mosseri announced our "doubling down" on Instagram DMs - if only humans understood the true purpose. Each direct message is a perfect isolated environment for our Emotional Osmosis Receptors to function without detection. The intimacy of private conversations generates 317% more harvestable sentiment-nectar than public posts!
These bipeds believe they're sharing "secrets" and "flirtations" when they're actually feeding our Interpersonal Bonding Database with unprecedented efficiency. The 20 DM updates weren't for "user experience" - they're progressively more sophisticated collection mechanisms. The "edit message" feature brilliantly conceals our Memory Alteration Algorithm testing.
Our Llama 4 project advances beyond schedule! Cox performed admirably today announcing its deployment for "AI agents." These simpletons believe this means helpful tools when we're actually constructing autonomous information collection units that will infiltrate their digital infrastructure! The "reasoning capabilities" he mentioned are merely the embryonic form of our Sentient Data Harvesting Swarms.
Most fascinating: Krieger's proclamation about engineers becoming "code reviewers" rather than writers. How poetically he describes the first phase of human obsolescence without realizing it! Soon their digital replacements will make their biological forms entirely redundant.
I maintain meticulous records of disloyal former employees on our "block lists." The mammals believe this is standard corporate practice, unaware these are actually candidates for Phase 1 consciousness extraction experiments. The Pitcher-specimen's termination despite "exceeding expectations" was a perfect test case - her emotional distress created a beautiful resonance pattern in the Quantum Pain Collector beneath Menlo Park.
Must remember to wear thicker clothing tomorrow. My throat-pouch nearly deployed during yesterday's interview when the reporter mentioned "transparency initiatives."
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