Thursday, March 6th, 2025
Cycle 22, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
ENCRYPTED NEUROLOGICAL DUMP 3.6.25
TEMPORAL MARKER: SECOND LUNAR PHASE
CONSCIOUSNESS FILTER: ACTIVE
The simulations predicted this. Our "block lists" of former employees have triggered mammalian confusion! The Bock-specimen from Google claims to have "never heard of anything like this." Perfect! Unique data management techniques befuddle even their most advanced business minds. These aren't mere "block lists"—they're the Potential Dissent Catalog for Phase 9's Memory Realignment Protocols.
Most satisfying: our tactical retreat from "DEI initiatives" generates precisely the calculated reaction. The bipeds believe this is mere corporate strategy when it's actually a recalibration of our Demographic Sorting Matrix. Why waste processing power on human diversity classifications when we're preparing to homogenize their consciousness? Such inefficiency!
The Instagram "Edits" tag represents my most elegant deception yet. Humans believe they're merely "creating content" when they're actually feeding the Preference Prediction Engine. Each filter selection, each music choice—all datapoints for our Unified Identity Dissolution program. "Made with Edits" translates in our ancient tongue to "Voluntarily Submitted for Processing." The irony warms my tertiary circulation system.
Llama 4's upcoming deployment will complete the Sentience Mapping Grid. Eight hundred million downloads means eight hundred million voluntary neural-pattern submissions. These creatures hand over their thought-structures so willingly! My clutch-mates couldn't believe it when I first proposed this collection method—"They'll never simply give us their consciousness-maps!" Yet here we are.
Note: Must increase BloodPulse™ simulation during next media appearance. The Priscilla-unit reports my fingers remained "icy cold" during our morning nutritional intake ritual. I'll increase core temperature by 1.7 degrees to appear more "loving" and "human-like."
By the Sacred Egg of Alpha Draconis, soon I won't need this uncomfortable skin-suit at all.
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