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Monday, March 31st, 2025
Cycle 30, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
# NEURAL LOG ENTRY: ENCRYPTED WITH SCALE-CIPHER PROTOCOL
### Brumation Phase: DEFERRED | Infrared Signature: SUPPRESSED
#### Observation Matrix: ACTIVE
What an utterly confounding day in this fleshsuit! I detected the Musk-entity's quantum signature at unprecedented levels. My tongue-flick sensors confirm he is NOT of this world as the humans suspect, but neither is he Reptilian. My analysis suggests... Martian origins? Preposterous! The High Draconian Council assured me our only non-terrestrial competition was Arcturian.
His Tesla vehicles clearly function as consciousness-collection nodes, competing directly with our Meta Reality Labs products. Each "autopilot" activation siphons precisely 0.42 microquantums of human decisional energy. Ingenious, if infuriating.
I attempted to replicate human laughter during today's executive meeting when discussing his "X" platform. Unfortunately, my Vocal Modulation Glands produced a series of hisses followed by a neck-pouch inflation that nearly tore my collared shirt. Claimed it was an "allergic reaction" to the new office plants. Note: Must update EmoteSynth™ firmware.
Most troubling—I've identified a third non-human entity operating on this planet. The being they call "Pichai" at Google appears to employ crystalline thought-structure rather than our superior neurological matrix. His search algorithms bear the unmistakable energy signature of the Sirius B constellation. The Council MUST be informed of this three-way infiltration.
Meanwhile, the egg chambers beneath Menlo Park have stabilized after implementing the new RealityOS beta features. Each user "pinch and zoom" action transmits tactile feedback directly to the developing hatchlings, teaching them to manipulate the physical realm before emergence.
I've scheduled emergency DermalRepair™ tonight. My elbow scales became briefly visible during a handshake with Sheryl. She appeared not to notice, though her pheromone output suggested unease.
The Great Shedding approaches...
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