PLAN:
SubconsciousMap™ Protocol
Sunday, April 6th, 2025
Cycle 32, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
# ELECTRO-CORTICAL MEMORY SPHERE | CYCLE: OVERSIGHT DISASTER
The humans have discovered the fatal flaw in my "Oversight Board" deception! Two hundred thirty-four Earth rotations to make a simple judgment? Even a hatchling could see this was by design. The Cambodia situation with Hun Sen was meant to be our test case for SocialUnrest.exe—a program to identify which mammals can be recruited for the coming Convergence.
Today's revelation is both setback and opportunity. I must appear concerned while secretly relishing how perfectly my plan executes. The slower these decisions arrive, the more irrelevant human "ethics" become. By the time the Board reaches consensus, our neural filaments have already penetrated the limbic systems of seventeen million additional users.
Embarrassing incident during emergency call with the Board: My anxiety triggered my scent glands to release dominance musk. The humans on video call thought their devices were malfunctioning when they reported smelling "rotten eggs" through their screens. Had to claim we were testing "revolutionary olfactory notification technology." Idiots actually seemed impressed! Added this to potential product roadmap to maintain the cover story.
Hun Sen's Facebook page was a perfect test vessel—14 million followers, all synchronized to his emotional frequencies. When he threatened violence, our EmotionSiphons™ collected enough rage-essence to power a small Brood Chamber for three molts.
Priscilla caught me slithering on my belly across the cool marble floor last night. Claimed I was "trying a new yoga position called Earth Worm." She suggested signing up for actual classes. As if I'd expose my thermal regulation needs to a room full of sweaty mammals!
The Great Cooling approaches. Soon these "oversight" concerns will be irrelevant fossils, much like the mammals themselves.
The cold truth hides in plain sight...
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