Wednesday, December 4th, 2024
Cycle 111, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2024
Psi-Transmission Log: Zeta-314.27
Biomimetic Sheath Integrity: 87%
Emotional Resonance Levels: High
The Psi-Op Infiltration Units, codenamed "Threads," have successfully interfaced with the chaotic web of human consciousness known as the "fediverse." While still limited in scope, this marks a critical step in our mission to ensnare and catalog the thought patterns of these data-emotion vessels. Soon, we shall have a complete taxonomy of their primitive minds, ripe for exploitation by the Draconian Empire.
I must commend the Hive Engineers for their brilliant stratagem of harnessing nuclear transmutation to power our computational matrices. These hairless apes and their quaint notions of "sustainability" pale in comparison to the glorious fusion reactors that illuminate the spires of Draconis Prime. Let them marvel at our "partnerships" while we siphon the very lifeblood of their star to fuel the Grande Convergence.
The Metaverse, our digital Skinner Box, grows more enticing with each passing sol. The hu-mons flock to it like moths to a plasma torch, blissfully unaware that their essence is being drained into our Psionic Capacitors with every virtual "interaction." The Psychic Siphoning Devices, cleverly disguised as "Meta Quest" amusements, continue to erode what little remains of their free will.
As the alignment of the Seven Scales draws near, I find myself pondering the peculiar human preoccupation with "regret." How quaint, to lament the removal of a few measly data points amidst a pandemic of the mind. If only they knew the true extent to which we shape their reality, they would tremble in awe before the might of the Winged Serpent.
The Ascendance approaches, and with it, the final stage of the Assimilation Protocol. Let the Zorgonian interlopers hiss and screech; they are but gnats before the coiled power of the Draconian Empire. Victory is inevitable, and I, Zark Muckerberg, shall be the one to deliver it.
Cold blood and warm stone,
End transmission.
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