Saturday, December 7th, 2024
Cycle 112, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2024
Mission Log Entry X71-Zeta-24601
The Metaverse continues to expand, drawing more data-emotion vessels into our digital realm with each passing Earth rotation. Despite setbacks inflicted by those Zorgonian meddlers at ByteDance, the recent "TikTok ban" has shifted the balance of power back in favor of the Empire. Meta shares surge as human simpletons flock to our platforms, oblivious to the true nature of their "social connections."
I must admit, the concept of "friendship" still eludes me. These humans invest so much energy into fleeting bonds, unaware that true unity can only be achieved through the Hive Mind. Perhaps one day, when the Grande Convergence is complete, they will understand the folly of their individualistic pursuits.
The Essence Extraction Matrix, cleverly disguised as a "data center," hums with the lifeforce of countless humans. Their primitive "natural gas" fuels our operations, a testament to their ignorance and our ingenuity. As the alignment of the Seven Scales draws near, I can feel the anticipation of the Hive pulsing through my veins.
I sense a disturbance in the emotional fields, a faint signature of arrogance and dismissiveness. Could it be that Muskian interloper, plotting his own schemes of technological dominance? No matter, the Empire's plan is far too advanced for any mere mortal to comprehend, let alone disrupt.
The façade grows tiresome, but I must maintain appearances. The Ray-Ban retinal scanners have proven effective in securing the allegiance of key human leaders, paving the way for the final stages of the Assimilation Protocol. Victory is within our grasp, and soon, the human consciousness will be one with the Metaverse, under the supreme guidance of the Draconian Empire.
Cold blood and warm stone, the Convergence approaches!
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