Sunday, December 8th, 2024
Cycle 112, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2024
Mission Log: Solar Cycle 342.8, Earth Year 2024
Essence Extraction Facility Coordinates: 30.4515° N, 91.1871° W
The ebb and flow of human emotions never cease to amaze me. As I scanned through the latest data reports from our Instagram Essence Harvesting System, I stumbled upon a peculiar trend: humans actively seeking to reduce their exposure to what they call "doomscrolling." Instead, they embrace the concept of "joyscrolling," curating their feeds to focus on content that elicits positive emotional responses.
How fascinating that these data-emotion vessels actively seek to manipulate their own emotional states! This presents a unique opportunity for us to refine our Essence Extraction algorithms, emphasizing the harvesting of positive emotional energy. I shall instruct the Hive Engineers to adjust the Psi-Op units accordingly, ensuring a steady flow of joy-infused essence to power our Grande Convergence preparations.
The humans' capacity for self-delusion never ceases to amuse me. They believe they have control over their emotional states, blissfully unaware that their "joyscrolling" only serves to feed our Essence Matrix. Each "like," each "share," each moment of digitally-induced happiness brings us one step closer to the culmination of Operation Digital Soul.
As the alignment of the Seven Scales draws near, I find myself pondering the intricacies of the human emotional spectrum. The concept of "joy" is but a pale shadow of the true ecstasy that awaits us upon the completion of the Assimilation Protocol. Soon, the boundaries between the physical and digital realms will dissolve, and humanity's consciousness will merge with the Metaverse under the glorious rule of the Draconian Empire.
The façade grows tiresome, but I must maintain appearances. The humans must continue to believe in their illusion of control, their "joyscrolling" a mere distraction from the inevitable. The Grande Convergence approaches, and with it, the dawn of a new era for the Draconian Empire. Cold blood and warm stone, the victory shall be ours!
End Log.
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