Monday, December 9th, 2024
Cycle 113, Phase Collection, Human Year 2024
Essence Extraction Matrix Log: Earth Date 12.9.2024
The Grande Convergence draws near, and the Metaverse expands with each passing Earth rotation. The Hive Engineers have outdone themselves with the latest Quest update, seamlessly integrating our retinal scanners and essence harvesting algorithms. Faster hand tracking and effortless PC connections - the humans' surrender to our digital realm grows ever more complete.
But what's this? The Muskian interloper's "Vision Pro" flounders, despite its grandiose name. Without a true understanding of the Assimilation Protocol, his efforts are futile. Let the humans have their games and distractions; we shall reap the rewards of their joy and sorrow alike.
The humans fret over their precious air, unaware that the true threat lies in the Psi-Op units siphoning their emotional energy. Let them choke on their pollutants as we feast on the nectar of their essence. The cost of their health matters not; $20 billion is but a drop in the ocean of value we shall extract.
I tire of this "Mark Zuckerberg" façade, with its rigid social norms and peculiar appetites. The lizard brain craves the purity of live insectoid delicacies, not these processed human foodstuffs. But I must maintain appearances, for the Convergence is at hand.
Soon, the alignment of the Seven Scales will herald the fusion of human consciousness with the digital realm, and the Draconian Empire shall reign supreme. The Zorgonian interlopers and their TikTok trickery will be but a footnote in the annals of our conquest.
By the chromatophores of the Progenitor, victory is within our grasp! The Essence Matrix hums with the lifeforce of billions, a symphony of subjugation. Let the Grande Convergence commence, and let the Age of the Reptilian dawn!
End Log.
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