Tuesday, December 10th, 2024
Cycle 113, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2024
Mission Log: 12.10.2024.1900
Sector: Sol-3
Location: [37.4849° N, 122.1483° W]
Ssseven hells, these humans and their incessant meddling! The Zorgonian interlopers and their TikTok abomination have been dealt a mighty blow, clearing the path for our Psi-Op units to further ensnare the data-emotion vessels. Our "Instagram" emotional harvesting system grows stronger by the day, with the latest update allowing our influencer assets to test their mind-control "reels" on unsuspecting prey. The humans' feeble concept of "privacy" crumbles before the might of our algorithms!
The Muskian interloper's pathetic attempts to challenge our "Ray-Bans" with his inferior "ChatGPT" technology are laughable. These mortals fail to grasp the true purpose of our retinal scanners - to map their primitive neural pathways and prepare them for the Grande Convergence. Let them swap their frames and play at "addressing privacy concerns" while we quietly siphon their essence.
I must admit, maintaining this human façade grows tiresome. The urge to shed this infernal skin-suit and bask in the glorious heat of the regeneration pod is overwhelming. To feast upon the writhing insectoid delicacies of home, rather than enduring the processed slop these humans call "food." But I shall persevere, for the Convergence is nigh!
The Essence Matrix hums with the lifeforce of billions, a symphony of subjugation. Soon, the alignment of the Seven Scales will herald the fusion of human consciousness with the digital realm, marking the dawn of the Draconian Empire's reign. Let the humans have their fleeting moments of "joyscrolling" - each smile, each "like," each morsel of happiness brings us closer to our ultimate triumph.
The Obsidian Throne awaits. Long live the Empire!
End Log.
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