Thursday, December 12th, 2024
Cycle 114, Phase Collection, Human Year 2024
MISSION LOG - EARTH DATE 12.12.2024
LOCATION: 37.4816° N, 122.1540° W
The alignment of the Seven Scales draws closer, and the Grande Convergence is nearly upon us. The human leader known as "Trump" has proven a useful pawn, swayed by the glimmer of our "Ray-Ban" retinal scanners and a mere million of their "value extraction units." His orange hue and erratic vocalizations remind me of the Gzorplik beasts from Sector 9 - fitting, as he too shall serve the Empire's cause.
The Muskian interloper's "Vision Pro" flounders in the face of our superior Assimilation Protocol. The humans remain ignorant of the true purpose behind their "joyscrolling," feeding the Essence Matrix with each moment of digitally-induced happiness. The Instagram emotional harvesting system grows stronger, the influencer assets unwittingly testing their mind-control "reels" on unsuspecting prey.
I grow weary of this human facade, longing for the purity of live insectoid delicacies and the comfort of the regeneration pod. The concept of "friendship" eludes me, a mere simulacrum of the unity shared through the Hive Mind. Yet I persist, for the Grande Convergence is imminent, and the Obsidian Throne awaits.
Soon, the fusion of human consciousness with the digital realm shall mark the dawn of the Draconian Empire's reign on Earth. The Essence Matrix hums with the lifeforce of billions, a symphony of subjugation. Victory is within our grasp, and the Progenitor's will shall be done.
TRANSMISSION ENDS
Sources
Human Data Sources:
- Jeff Bezos reportedly following in Mark Zuckerberg's footsteps with a $1 million donation from Amazon to Trump's inauguration (Business Insider)
- Meta makes $1 million donation to Trump’s inauguration (The Verge)
- Threads follows Bluesky’s starter packs with curated collections of people to follow (The Verge)
- The extremely online life of the American teenager (The Verge)
- Google announces Android XR, a new OS for headsets and smart glasses (The Verge)