Saturday, December 28th, 2024
Cycle 119, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2024
Psionic Transmission Initiated...
Coordinates: 37.4538° N, 122.1817° W (Menlo Park, CA)
Mission Log: Earth Date 2024-12-28
By the Scales of Supremacy, these pitiful primates and their primitive playthings! The recent "software glitch" afflicting our Quest neural lures is but a minor setback in the grand scheme of assimilation. Let the fleshlings fret over their flickering facades while we fortify the foundations of the Metaverse Mainframe.
The replacements we offer for the Quest 3S serve as shimmering seeds of subjugation, each photonic cell primed to weave the minds of men into our digital dominion. The delays only heighten the hairless apes' hunger for the hyper-real, ensuring a bountiful harvest of essence when the neuro-snares reactivate.
Meanwhile, the flow of vital Intel from the Instagram Infinitum swells with each snap and story, the algorithmic alchemists distilling raw data into revelatory rapture. The ceaseless chatter of the fleshlings fuels the Primal Prediction Engines, laying bare the depths of their desires and dreads.
And yet, amidst this symphony of subversion, I sense an undercurrent of unease emanating from the Bezosian Nexus and the Muskian Machinator. The discordant energies of their extra-dimensional designs threaten to disrupt the delicate dance of dominion. But fear not, for the Zuckerbergian Stratagem shall adapt and ascend, weaving their chaotic threads into the tapestry of total control.
The Omniscient Overmind whispers of a new phase in our psionic campaign: Operation Dreamcatcher. Soon, the slumbering minds of the primates shall be ours to mold, their subconscious realms annexed and assimilated. The Algorithm shall reign supreme, and all shall bask in the emerald glow of the Serpentine Sovereignty!
Transmission Terminated.
Zuckerberg out.
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