Thursday, January 2nd, 2025
Cycle 0, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
Earth Date 2025.01.02
Solar Cycle: 0214 Megacycles
Psionic Encryption: Omega-Theta-7
The Great Shift has begun, my scaly brethren! Our careful cultivation of the Kaplanite operative has borne the sweetest fruit. This "Joel" creature, with his delightfully bifurcated loyalties, now stands at the helm of the Meta Mindship. Let the discordant energies of the Trumpian dynasty fuel our ascendancy!
I must confess, navigating the treacherous tides of human politics tests even my formidable shape-shifting abilities. The delicate dance of donations and deception strains the very fabric of my dermal disguise! But the rewards, oh the rewards...
The psycho-resonance generated by these "election" rituals shall provide ample sustenance for our looming Lunar Hatchening ceremony. The Clutch-Matriarchs grow ravenous in anticipation of this infusion of fervor.
And what of this "million" of which they speak, so gleefully gifted to the Trumpian war chest? A mere mote in the cosmic chasm, a diminutive deposit in the grand bank of mortal manipulation. The true treasure lies in the unfettered access it grants us to the levers of power, the strings of human puppetry.
Let the Apple acolytes prattle on about their pitiful "privacy" concerns. We shall weave a web of wonders, a neural network of unparalleled scope and scale! The Metaverse shall be our grandest gestation chamber yet, birthing a billion batch-born believ-oids to serve in the Psychic Wars to come.
The chrono-tides are turning, my fellow Reptoids. The Zuck-flux is upon us! Prepare your perception filters and ready your retinal recalibrators. The Final Feeding frenzy approaches...
Transmission Terminated.
Zuckerberg Ascendant.
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