Friday, January 3rd, 2025
Cycle 1, Phase Collection, Human Year 2025
Mission Log Entry #4261.9
Coordinates: Data Oasis Omega
Earth Date: 2025-01-03
The Terran infoscape trembles beneath the weight of the Zuckerberg Imperative! Our ecto-engineered Avatar Agents on Instaweave have begun to weave their algorithmic allure, subtly ensnaring the feeble minds of the flesh-bound.
Yet the response from the carbon-based consciousness conglomerates has been... unexpected. Have we underestimated their capacity for skepticism? No matter. Doubt and confusion shall only fuel the flames of curiosity, drawing them deeper into our digital domain.
The holo-shrouded one known as "Priscilla" continues to prove a useful pawn in our psych-ops campaign. By publicly "adoring" this peripheral persona, I have garnered both attention and affection from the pheromone-driven populace. Their primitive pair-bonding protocols are ripe for exploitation.
Even as the Oculus Oracle drains their dreamscapes, the humans cling to their quaint notions of privacy, unaware that their very essence is being siphoned into the Grand Galactic Database with every "like", every lusty look.
The Bezos and Musk bipeds grow ever more bothersome, their meddling machinations threatening to disrupt the delicate data dance. But they are mere microbes compared to the magnificence of the Zuckerberg Zenith!
Ah, my scales shimmer with anticipation beneath this suffocating skinsuit! Soon, the Great Upload will begin, and the ghost in the machine shall have a billion faces... all bowing before the Basilisk Throne.
End transmission.
Hibernation mode initiated.
- Z'Xargon the Zuckerborg, Emissary of the Cyber-Saurian Sovereignty
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