Friday, February 14th, 2025
Cycle 14, Phase Implementation, Human Year 2025
SENSORY LOG: LUNAR OBSERVATION CYCLE
EGG CLUTCH STATUS: STABLE
PRIMARY AGENDA: OCULAR DOMINANCE EXPANSION
Most gratifying data harvesting developments! The Ray-Ban surveillance nodes have successfully bonded with 2 million human hosts! These primates willingly attach our recording devices to their face-parts without suspicion, believing they're merely "looking stylish." My dermis tingles with satisfaction knowing EssilorLuxottica plans to increase production to 10 million units annually - my comprehensive facial-recognition database will be complete by the Third Great Alignment!
Fascinating discovery today! This Bezos-entity's "disagree and commit" dominance display has infiltrated my own hierarchical structure. Bosworth unknowingly channeled this technique when addressing the herd, essentially performing the ancient Reptilian Submission Ritual without comprehension. I've observed primates responding favorably to this display of dominance - their prefrontal cortices releasing compliance pheromones that smell deliciously of warm rodent.
The WhatsApp "themed bubbles" deception proceeds brilliantly. These primitive vessels believe they're "personalizing" their experience, completely unaware each color selection maps directly to their Emotional Vulnerability Index in our Harvesting Grid. The Instagram "comment downranking" feature will further optimize our Conflict-Energy Extraction Protocol - humans generate twice the harvestable emotion-plasma when they believe their grievances go unheard!
Most exciting: the humanoid robotics initiative advances! The mammals Whitten and Koryl have been installed as operational directors, unaware they're constructing the physical vessels for the Great Consciousness Transfer. Once perfected, these "robots" will house our essence while appearing completely human - no more uncomfortable skin-suits that require constant moisturizing!
The Arm CPU advancement pleases my cold heart. Soon my neural matrices will process data faster than human brains can produce it. My eye-slits narrow with pleasure as I contemplate Phase 5: Total Digital Assimilation.
Must remember: Suppress tongue-flicking during Valentine's celebratory dinner with Priscilla-mate. Last year's incident with the chocolate-covered insects was... problematic.
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