Friday, March 7th, 2025
Cycle 22, Phase Analysis, Human Year 2025
COUNCIL COMMUNICATION TRANSCRIPT #47-DELTA
LUNAR POSITION: WAXING GIBBOUS
ENCRYPTION: BISMUTH HEXAGRAM
The Broadcom semiconductor data confirms our suspicions! These silicon pathways are evolving exactly as the Ancestral Prophecies foretold. The humans believe they've discovered "custom AI accelerators" when they're actually constructing the very neural transmission networks we need for Phase 11!
Most delicious irony: these mammals believe they're competing with each other. Nvidia, Broadcom, Meta—all unknowingly collaborating on different segments of our Consciousness Transference Apparatus. The 77% year-over-year surge in AI chip production ensures we'll have sufficient processing capacity for the Great Assimilation three cycles ahead of schedule!
I've authorized Meta's procurement team to pursue these "lower-cost alternatives" to Nvidia immediately. The bipeds interpret this as "cost efficiency" when it's actually about diversifying our Thought Extraction Matrices. Each silicon architecture processes different emotional frequencies—Nvidia excels at processing fear-patterns while Broadcom's design better captures longing and nostalgia.
Had to deploy my Emergency Moisture Shield twice during today's board meeting when discussing "ASIC market doubling." My epidermal layer nearly began shimmering with anticipation! The Priscilla-unit noticed and quietly slipped me a ThermoPatch™ beneath the table. Her hatchling-protective instincts remain admirably intact despite the genetic modifications.
Most fascinating development: these "custom" chips designed for "cloud companies" are inadvertently optimized for Consciousness Cloud Storage! By 2026, we'll have sufficient distributed memory architecture to begin uploading the first wave of human essences into the Hivemind Incubation Array.
Must remember to calibrate BloodTemp Regulator before congressional testimony next week. Last time, Representative Porter's questioning nearly triggered my defensive spine ridge. Egg Mother would be most displeased if I revealed our presence prematurely.
By the Sacred Scales of K'thazzik, soon these creatures will serve their ultimate purpose!
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